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ok GOOD NEWS is panic support is (unsurprisingly) fantastic so there’s already a replacement unit in processing for me! this one is otherwise working perfectly so im still using it until the new one arrives!

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........it arrived with damage under the display lmao. time to immediately RMA i guess.

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just to be clear fourth website is a real thing, not an abstract concept, and yes it is actually coming soon

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i'm still gonna be stuck here for a little bit but if you're looking for me off platform i'm jkap on the fourth website. iykyk

today in esmodule hell: jest timing out in CI b/c it's transforming a dependency too slowly

our direct dependencies? easy. _their_ dependencies? webpack's resolver is fine with that. jest requires me to manually specify Every Single One. i am up to 16 and idk how many more are left b/c it only tells me one at a time and our feedback loop is kind of slow

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at this point:
- everything runs fine in the server and browser
- our tests don't run b/c jest requires you do have a custom ignore pattern that excludes esmodules you want transpiled
- you can't automate generating this pattern
- i am in hell

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this time i'm being Stubborn and actually figuring out solutions to our problems because i WANT to use this module it makes everything SO MUCH EASIER TO MANAGE

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every single time i'm like "lemme incorporate this dependency that is an es module only i'm sure the situation has improved since last time i tried" i am wrong every single time

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regularly scheduled work post: i don't know if node.js could have done a worse job managing the esmodule transition if they tried

about two thirds of the way through @crdudeyoutube's latest and this is one of the coolest pieces of consumer hardware i've ever seen. i wish companies still made shit like this. i remain convinced that modern smartphones killed all creativity in tech. youtu.be/zB-BRBmv34k

KINGDOM FUCKIN HEARTS BABEY!!!!!!!!!!

mutual who aren’t following my alt: dm me if you’re interested in trying out The Thing (there’s only like 20 of you max but w/e)

we really should have solved this one by now

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why is sending someone a medium-large file still fucking impossible/a huge pain in the ass

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