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i think part of the problem is that `--detectOpenHandles` automatically enables `--runInBand` so if your tests are only a problem when run in parallel you learn fucking nothing at all

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as far as i can tell from the issue report about this and basic searching it has never done anything else for anyone. this appears to be a feature that just doesn't work at all which is a shame b/c i would love to know which of my tests is hanging open

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it's extremely funny to me that jest has a `--detectOpenHandles` flag it tells you to run with if it thinks you left an async job running but actually running with that just removes the error and gives no new information

“jae do you think that blocking people who are annoying in your mentions might impact your ability to promote anything you work on” i mean kamiya does it and it works for him so w/e who even cares

if you’re doing this and i don’t personally know you you’re getting blocked b/c i don’t have time to read through 50 tweets to figure out if i agree with you or not. i already know i don’t b/c yr arguing in my mentions. go away

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if you are in my mentions arguing with other people in my mentions: shut the fuck up and also don’t

is your employer pumping NFTs? no? great! unless you own the company that could change and there's nothing you can do about it

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when all of tech consolidates around the same environment-killing scam it becomes very difficult for people opposed to it to get jobs elsewhere, especially when any company not _currently_ engaged in crypto runs the risk of changing that at a whim

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the thing is there aren't even that many people who are in to this shit! the overwhelming majority isn't! but the minority is Loud As Hell and also C-suite / VPs at every single fucking company on earth apparently

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it's just depressing that this environment killing fad i thought we'd managed to quell somewhat in fucking FEBRUARY has instead turned into this massive all-consuming Trend that everyone is choosing to get in on for no fucking reason

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for a huge variety of reasons, such as "i ostensibly work in this industry still and while i am trying to Improve The Situation it becomes increasingly impossible every day" and "man i use this shit and i know good people work at these companies AND YET"

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it really is a shame that seemingly All Of Tech has decided to go all-in on web 3 / NFT / crypto shit

in case you were wondering, drawing an icon in the menu bar costs ~4gb

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favorite thing abt docker on mac is docker dot app using nearly double the memory of the virtual machine it spins up to actually do the work

GOOD NEWS: sweater weather has befallen tallahassee
BAD NEWS: my heater appears to have stopped working overnight

if you have a lead on this post please let me know. would love to find it again

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while you were [unsure] i was trapping my son in a pit to learn the primordial language. returned recently to check on him and he could only say “good pussy hit like pastrami on rye.” left feeling disturbed.

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i wish i could remember the first half of it better. the second half is lodged in my brain forever but the first half i only have the gist. it goes something like this:

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no trace of this post ever existing outside of my brain and yet it stays there forever

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