saw the only twitter ad that's ever been remotely compelling to me and accidentally clicked out before i could screenshot and now it's gone 😔 it was a seminar on different techniques for incorporating mix-ins into your industrial ice cream manufacturing process

which tells me twitter has decided i'm an ice cream magnate now. pog

I TWEETED ABOUT IT AND IT RETURNED TO ME. MODERN METHODS FOR INCORPORATING INCLUSIONS IN FROZEN DESSERTS MY BELOVED

if i had gotten into [dream school] i was planning to major in manufacturing engineering but i didn't so i entered a career in Programming which sucks balls i'd rather be designing large scale ice cream production lines rn

folks sometimes you are an autistic teenager binge watching how it's made saying "i would like to do this as my job" and then you almost fail out of high school and can't execute on that. oh well.

anyway there's your fun jae kaplan fact for the night. this is the sort of content you get when i am tweeting to distract myself from Physical Discomfort