jae @jkap@cybre.space

never posted this when it dropped but i published this with my co-founder back in march, we may or may not have an announcement coming real soon so now's a good time to read it if you didn't before https://antisoftware.club/manifesto/2020/03/16/part-1.html

ask not with whom the world ends

would love to know where the breakdown is in this categorization

ok so apple music's spatial audio support is actually really nice and not distracting like tidal's was but also it's very funny to me how much shit is in the Supports Spatial Audio category that absolutely does not support spatial audio

does the beach that makes you old also make animals old? How do the fish handle this? Lots of unanswered questions

i lived here for about 20 years and it was miserably hot and then i moved and forgot about that and moved back and guess what! still miserably hot

if you live somewhere that the actual temperature and the feels like temperature are the same number please think about how much worse it could be. you could have a 16º difference. it's not fun

but then it's 92º with a wet bulb temp of 82º and you think huh. maybe they were right about the dry heat

i know i sound like a clown for saying "wow i can't believe florida is hot" but i genuinely forgot how fucking hot it gets here. you hear "but at least it's a dry heat" about california and in the moment you think who gives a shit it's still hot

also being off twitter fuckin rules and i'd love to get better at figuring out how to do that without sweating my ass off at epcot seriously the heat index was 106º it was hell

come to @yrfriendjkap for that but only if yr cool

oh yeah i was off twitter all week b/c i was at didney worl with my partner and it fuckin whipped and we were cute as hell but y'all will never know b/c i'm not posting that shit on main lol

you have no idea how much i wanna see peter falk in toontown

who framed roger rabbit but it’s columbo instead of eddie valiant

people talk about “male socialization” and like obviously that’s not really a thing but also i am planning to go see the jackass movie in theaters with my wife so who fuckin knows

i’m sorry to all involved parties that i am probably going to go as columbo for halloween

she keeps sending me this shit and then immediately turning off notifications. why

getting shot by a disney blogger for tweeting shit like "michael eisner was a perfect successor to walt disney b/c they both had stupid ideas that almost bankrupted the company, y'all only hate eisner because he's jewish"

the only consolation is that verstappen is well more than 25 points ahead in the WDC so this doesn't actually affect anything but also fuckin bullshit

that's fuckin dirty but he's gonna get away with a 10 second penalty because that's it

RACE DAY BULLSHIT