jae @jkap@cybre.space

never posted this when it dropped but i published this with my co-founder back in march, we may or may not have an announcement coming real soon so now's a good time to read it if you didn't before https://antisoftware.club/manifesto/2020/03/16/part-1.html

hanging out with kainé now :)

nier replicant good

there’s more terrible minimum wage jobs (demand) than people willing to work those terrible minimum wage jobs (supply) so prices (wages) should be going up but GUESS WHAT

JOBS TAKE: these capitalist chucklefucks can’t even understand the basic concept of Supply And Demand, the core tenet of any free market!

sorry if this ends up being all i tweet about today but i am Mad

someone on the subreddit reports they were actually able to get a human being on the phone who said the transition won't actually be done until 1pm central. hopefully that's accurate information (from the rep, i trust /u/DovahkiinQahnaarin's report)

THE GOOD(?????) NEWS IS literally everyone's accounts are fucking busted, the Seamless transition is completely broken for everyone, no one can get into their accounts, so at least i'm not alone???? fuck BBVA, rip simple

anyway i'm gonna leave BBVA basically the second i'm able to so if y'all got bank rec's PLEASE tell me them

i'm not one to complain on twitter but honestly? fuck this shit. i got really fucking spoiled by how INCREDIBLE simple's customer support was the entire decade i was with them and now that they are dead i have to deal with fucking Normal Banks and their horrible systems

.@BBVA_USA hi! i'm a former simple customer! i can't activate my online account due to unspecified System Errors and when I tried to get someone on the phone I was informed of a one hour wait time and then immediately kicked off the line! i would really like access to my money!

THEIR PHONE TREE IS BROKEN. I GOT KICKED OFF THE PHONE TREE

i have decided it is time to make The Phone Call

i'm being told that due to issues with their online account enrollment wait times may be up to an hour. so

folks it really sucks to have your bank that you used for a full fucking decade suddenly shut down and force you onto their New Parent Company, which is worse in almost every way

day 1 post-simple: i tried to setup a BBVA login this morning but the process broke halfway through and left my account locked with no real indication of how to fix it. great start

i jinxed it sorry

sean manaea is perfect through 6 but it’s vs. tampa bay and i live in florida so i can’t watch. cool system mlb

i am in extreme Burn It All Down mode

now more than ever i want the court to go Chaos Mode and rule that: the app store is an illegal monopoly, also so is psn, the xbox store, and the eshop

there are smarter people than me tweeting smarter takes about this today but like. i just think it fucking sucks completely! apple lawyers acting like porn is the worst thing ever, epic taking the bait during testimony. it really doesn’t have to be like this

i do, however, understand why platforms that cater to small, often queer creators (like itch) get classified treated as some sort of stain on Polite Society