The bouncer squints skeptically at the ID. "This really you?" he asks, half-jokingly.

"Well, no, it's not," Magritte says, "it's a representation of--"

uspol 

Tech Hiring 

Gay Community: Okay we'll claim Babadook... Pennywise... Mothman.... whoah whoah hold on there Kevin Spacey

Death is an inevitability.
Lets leave massively uncanny valley data ghosts to freak people out~

The grand irony of that scene is that the "it's a Unix system!" sequence is MORE accurate than the depiction of the dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park".

so, which one of you is top and which one is htop

And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
`ps -e`

i̵̋t̷̉'̴̓s̶͝ ̸̂o̴̾k̶̂ả̶ y̵͛,̴̈́ ̵̑w̷͠e̵ ̼ ̶͌ả̶l̴̉l̸͆ ̴͆g̵͗l̵̾i̷͑t̶͘ ̭̮ć̴ḣ̶ ̷̓ d̵̅o̴͐w̵ ̯̝n̵̕ ̵͠h̴̽ȅ̷r̴̚e̸͑

┋ ╟ INVITATION ╢

┋ Gender Reveal Party!

┋ Come to our Gender
┋ Reveal Party!
┋ We'll be revealing
┋ what this year's
┋ Genders are
┋ Bring your friends,
┋ neighbors, family,
┋ pets --
┋ There will be plenty
┋ of genders to go
┋ around!

Someone told me tonight that their goal was to smell like "whiskey and armpits" and I think that's beautiful

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