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gonna JAYWALK again, i spit on the order you try to bring to the universe, entropy will claim your crossings eventually

And I'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab
and he's having a smoke
and he's also a crab

holy shit. Foar everywun frum boxxy turned 10 years old a month ago

super disappointed in the Avatar 2 teaser smh

i used to use microsoft comic chat as my primary irc client because it allows for incredible moments

imagine if you woke up one day to find that the term "youtube poop" had been mandela-effected out of existence, and everybody insists that they were always called "Silly Videos"

sure sex is cool and above such concepts as "having a conversation about things like football and gun crime

Consequences of the S͏̺͈̖h̺̪̥ḁ̥͎͍̰̙d̪̰o̰w҉̘͚̳̯ ̠̱G̸̗̱͎͔at͕e̛

lol at "arch" linux users i bet you haven't even laid the final keystone in an aqueduct transporting fresh water from the peaks of the alps to rome

The S̼ḫ̵͚̭̪ͅͅa̹̞̘d͏̘͓o̧͇̠͔̳̟̤w̛̟ ̯̞̪G̹aṭ̺̗͔͢e’s rules must be followed

Having real trouble getting any Hollywood big shots to read my screenplay for a sequel to Benjamin Button where he ages sideways this time

As you can see, the Wells Fargo building is draining the life essences of other, lesser structures,

Majora's Mask also gave me unreasonable expectations regarding the usefulness of steering wheels on horse-drawn carriages.

Majora's Mask gave me unreasonable expectations regarding the method by which beavers propel themselves forward

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal