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lmao spotify removed last.fm support like a month ago without a word, cool, good, glad to have not been notified
Thinking about being thoughtful, as a bit
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ess-queue-ell: unambiguity and compatibility before all, even in the face of increased verbosity. to you, making things immediately understandable is the most important facet of communication. fantastically charismatic and a team leader.
sequel: seeing vowels where there are none; a free-thinker who approaches things from unconventional angles and stands on the shoulders of giants to reach dizzying heights.
squirrel: the wildcard. the life of the party. a rollercoaster of emotions. nobody knows what you'll bring to the table, but we're all on the edge of our seats waiting to see what you come up with next.
skwull: life's disappointment. your existence is an admission that humanity is irredeemable. removing you from the womb was analogous to removing a cake from the oven after only twenty minutes; unfinished, malformed, misshapen, fundamentally broken. you will accomplish nothing.
What is mood quantifiable suddenly
My timeline is full of shitposts and I think social media has finally reached it's true potential
Death Wish 2018, guns Show more
Watched Death Wish (2018) and oh glob it's probably the worst possible movie for the political climate. The moral is basically that gun ownership is essential and vigilante justice is fine and pays off. Also defending your family with a gun from baddies is manly because manly man shoot the bad guys. Holy shit.
Boosting your own jokes after less than a day is a very special kind of masturbation I never really got into.
a/s/l? stands for ass/spleen/lips? it is used online to ensure that the person you are having 'e-sex' with has the three most sexy body parts.
an english tradition involves rolling a wheel of cheese down a hill, while the townspeople race to get in front of the cheese in the hope that it will crush them, preventing them from having to continue living in england
boost if you also get shy around tall and lovely ladies, even if they are made of soap
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