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Murder House: ghosts are bad
Asylum: organized religion is bad
Coven: racism is bad
Freak Show: this season is bad
Hotel: lady gaga is really really hot
Roanoke: colonialism is bad
Cult: fascism is bad

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The original version

lmao spotify removed last.fm support like a month ago without a word, cool, good, glad to have not been notified

Thinking about making straight porn as a bit

thinking about being sexist, as a bit

ess-queue-ell: unambiguity and compatibility before all, even in the face of increased verbosity. to you, making things immediately understandable is the most important facet of communication. fantastically charismatic and a team leader.
sequel: seeing vowels where there are none; a free-thinker who approaches things from unconventional angles and stands on the shoulders of giants to reach dizzying heights.
squirrel: the wildcard. the life of the party. a rollercoaster of emotions. nobody knows what you'll bring to the table, but we're all on the edge of our seats waiting to see what you come up with next.
skwull: life's disappointment. your existence is an admission that humanity is irredeemable. removing you from the womb was analogous to removing a cake from the oven after only twenty minutes; unfinished, malformed, misshapen, fundamentally broken. you will accomplish nothing.

Pussy

is a skull a skeleton's egg

me

a/s/l? stands for ass/spleen/lips? it is used online to ensure that the person you are having 'e-sex' with has the three most sexy body parts.

an english tradition involves rolling a wheel of cheese down a hill, while the townspeople race to get in front of the cheese in the hope that it will crush them, preventing them from having to continue living in england

About Me:

boost if you also get shy around tall and lovely ladies, even if they are made of soap