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if you aren't committing time theft to send your girlfriend lewds from work on valentines day are you even a fuckign leftist

"the Dial in the Base "Comes to You!"

*to a cop*

No officer I have NO IDEA where the bones are.

*whispering to a pile of bones*
quick, run, he's onto you~

BREAKING: Free Speech Extremist Shocked to Learn that First Amendment Doesn't Require People to Listen to Him

guys i got a hot date tonight
*is holding a lighter to a fruit*

@Gargron

Good morning.

@Torie pouring one out

🎵
Welcome to the bunghole
We got Kevin James.
We got everything you want
As long as it's Kevin James.
We've got 'Paul Blart the Mall Cop,'
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,'
We have the first 'Grown Ups,'
As well as 'Grown Ups 2!'
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole!
Get on your

Bu bu bu bu bu bu butt butt butt
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