Jeff @jeffmueller@cybre.space

My kid’s school sending out a YouTube video of morning announcements every day that includes the pledge of allegiance feels like some seriously dystopian shit given the circumstances.

COVID-19, Day 23: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/04/06/covid-19-day-23/

Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal might be able to put a shirt on while doing a handstand, but I’m eating Doritos, so I win.

Fridge pickles cooling in an ice bath.

COVID-19, Day 22: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/04/05/covid-19-day-22/

[timer alarm goes off]

Me: HEY SIRI, SHUT UP.

[timer alarm stops]

Me: Well, I feel like an asshole now.

A friend of mine is spending his Saturday scouring eBay for face masks and reporting them for price gouging.

Dude’s a hero.

I’m wondering how I could automate such a thing.

Not gonna lie: I’d commit a felony to get some good boneless wings right about now.

Here’s a stupid thing:

At my local Buffalo Wild Wings, I was given the nickname The Scorpion King because I repeatedly came in and ordered their scorpion pepper wings and ate them without issue.

I miss Buffalo Wild Wings.

COVID-19, Day 21: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/04/03/covid-19-day-21/

COVID-19, Day 20: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/04/03/covid-19-day-20/

We’re out of mac and cheese. My youngest loves mac and cheese.

10 million people filed for unemployment over the last two weeks and yet the Dow closes today up nearly 500 points. Nothing makes sense.

COVID-19, Day 19: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/04/01/covid-19-day-19/

Our dog has decided that toilet paper is her new favorite snack and NO DOG NO NOT NOW.

Zoom security bug lets attackers steal Windows passwords: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/04/01/zoom-security-bug-lets-attackers-steal-windows-passwords/

I just read that CNN omitted Trump’s opening remarks from today’s White House briefing.

LOL

More outlets should do this. 👍👍👍

A No-Nonsense COVID-19 Explanation: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/03/31/a-no-nonsense-covid-19-explanation/

COVID-19, Day 18: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/03/31/covid-19-day-18/

Zoom’s misleading encryption claims are just the latest problem for the popular service – Six Colors: https://jeffmueller.net/2020/03/31/zooms-misleading-encryption-claims-are-just-the-latest-problem-for-the-popular-service-six-colors/