j_c @j_c@cybre.space

Self-hosted Mastodon Instance Diary, entry 1:

My timeline has a protector to guard me from the bad posts

Me: "While I very much like the Unix philosophy and style of working, I believe that such things are merely means to an end, ergo I am fine with the systemd suite and pulseaudio."

Also me: "God fucking damnit Poettering I have sacrificed my first-born for systemd to stop halting my shutdown by running stop jobs that take 5 minutes, what more do you need"

FIREFOX WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY GUY

Lowkey wishing I was popular enough to be subtooted about

surely silicon valley would have learned a lesson after juicero, but no, we're still on the verge of getting smart bins and smart drink stands.

J_C said DRM sucks

if my parents think they are disappointed in me now, wait until they hear of my plans to harness primordial eldritch powers to transform myself into a catboy

I am not the only one who doesn't use Spotify - and in fact quite dislike it - am I? Am I out of touch with something?

why is everyone here so funny? where did you all get your jokes from, were they handing them out at some point? was there a memo? please tell me what a jorts is

YOU is VALID

Artificial Intelligence rights is spoon-feeding your laptop porridge

Me:
Anybody on this blessed fediverse: *so much as glances at a post I make*
Me:

"Mum, dad, how did you meet?"

"Dear, we met on the live chat of the 'lofi hip hop mix - beats to relax/study to' YouTube stream"