My birth certificate has the "Unregistered Hypercam 2" watermark on it in the top right

you walk into the club and this guy slaps ur girlfriend's ass, what do you do

Narwhals, narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
Causing a commotion,
'Cause they are so awesome

Anybody have any good relaxation tunes? Some lo-fi, classical, or in general soothing music? I need some cozy moods! If you have any cozy desktop background images, that would be cool too!

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With some help from @tindall I managed to get my Synapse server fully up and running! Thank you!
The DigitalOcean guide had most of the steps in the wrong order..

be the waifu you want to see in the world

Fun things to do on a date:
1. Breach containment

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Hey NERD'S??? Bet U Thougt Ure Day's Off Being Bullyd In School Were Over???? Guess What??? I Found U And,,, Its Wedgie Time!!!!

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We published a statement on our stance on neutrality of free software (and why we won't stay neutral in this case):

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he is two vast and trunkless legs of stone standing in the desert. Says visage is half sunk and shattered. Says nothing beside remains. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Ozymandias, King of Kings, is in town tonight. Go and see him. Look on his Works, ye Mighty, and despair." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Ozymandias, King of Kings."

What you write: "smh"
What you mean: "shaking my head"
What I read: "ssuumuuhhhuhh"

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With Debian installed on my laptop, it looks like I don't use any linux distro other than Debian on my personal computers.
What a day

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The first amd64 CD images have been sent to our testers #releasingDebianBuster

I'm drinking so much milk so that my skeleton will be super fucking buff when he hatches

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