In order to increase oversight transparency, we are now providing complimentary collars and cuffs. Participation in the program is perfectly voluntary and provided for your convenience.
After all, how else are you going to know who's pulling your leash~
Report to your nearest #mastodom for a free fitting.
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retiring
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol