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I feel like dancing. Cut a fucking rug if you feel called out~
[Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia / Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to Fusiform Gyrus)]

Hey there cuties.
Been behaved in my absence?

I wonder how flammable chocolate is.
Its got a lot of fat content doesn't it?

We awaken~
The royal we, sweeties. This isn't a kinkpost.

Did you know: @Irick and @Draekos are drunk on a couch with two additional cuties.


I'm at the counterprotest in DC. Because I live in DC, and goddammit, we won't let a single nazi in without a fight.

Plural Things~ 

I really want to tell off this asshole for their bullshit gender-normative labling of our system, but the front won't let me.
I don't get the point of that. We aren't going to ever talk to this person again, and their self-righteous assholery is making me physically ill.
I do not understand you sometimes headmate.

My radical praxis is now to attribute every creative work to the anima mundi.
Eat my collective unconscious אהיה~

Dom, Ominous 

In order to increase oversight transparency, we are now providing complimentary collars and cuffs. Participation in the program is perfectly voluntary and provided for your convenience.

After all, how else are you going to know who's pulling your leash~

Report to your nearest for a free fitting.

Please, stand by.
Please, stand by.
Please, stand by.

We feel pretty great today.
Considering havok later... Tomorrow we get to play with high powered lasers~
Lasers are always such a creative outlet.

Fun fact: The Bees are aware of your sins.
Source: Dated a Bee.

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