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Been working on a character recently, who I call "My Roommate Dracula." I think I'm really getting the voice down. Goes something like this:
"I don't sound ANYthing LIKE that! Vhy do you insist that you can DO an imPRESSion of me, you svine? Haff I no feelings to be hurt?"
But like, pretend I was wearing a cape. That's a big part of it.
Listen, I've been around crypto since the earliest days, I know how it works.
Which is why i doubt any US regulations would be able to stop Facebook from launching Libra.
It will happen, and in future decades, history will laugh at us for not noticing corporations becoming too powerful before it was far too late.
somebody once told me
you're gonna wake up hungry
don't eat the plums i left in the fridge
in the morning i was dumb
and my tongue was kinda numb
so i foraged around for some breakfast
well the plums start coming and they don't stop coming
once you eat one you just can't stop plumming
don't stop to think till they're all gone
i think oh shit you've done it now shaun
so much to eat so much to chow
why did i go for the plums now
i'd better leave a good note
so here's the thing that i wrote
One of my milkweed stalks had a plague of aphids on it, so instead of going for more rubbing alcohol, I decided to chop off the stalk and throw the whole thing away, aphids and all. Enjoy slowly decomposing in my compost bin, fuckers.
I did also see some kind of predatory beetley thing creeping along a leaf with an aphid in its pincers. Fucking superb, you funky little carnivore
Start of day: I'll generate a hash from the system random function in python's secrets package. Should be random enough to generate 10,000,000 different hashes with no duplicates.
End of day: If this server that's generating random numbers based off the quantum fluctuations of a vacuum isn't random enough to generate 10,000,000 unique hashes, I'll be forced to consult the clergy.
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Artist's rendition of my neighbor, who at 6:45 a.m. was out on their lawn using some sort of whirring power tool intermittently, perhaps dismantling the scaffolding they used to climb up from Hell.
I've written an article about Facebooks new shady research program, for my newsletter. Hope you like it!
I'm okay with the youths forming dueling societies and wearing bright sashes indicating their success to date and prowess with the blade, but I wish they'd stick to official dueling areas.
I couldn't go grab my lunch in my usual spot today 'cause two bravos were going at it in the potato chip aisle, flashing blades cutting open vacuum-sealed bags when they failed to land home, the air full of potato bits and seasoning dust and for what? Honor?
What is honor compared to lunch?
Hey! I've started a new project that I'm really thrilled about and thought you'd all love.
It's a newsletter targeted towards freelancers, which I am, called the Mercenary Review.
You can check it out here:
The first issue is about a defense tech companies merger, and how it could be good for freelancers
I also talk about Kohos new premium account, and whether or not it's worth the upgrade.
Let me know what you think!
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