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career goals: forest-witch who lives in a hole and curses people for money

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Are you just making polls to get one to 69%

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The Sonic the Hedgehog film creators' original design for the character has been CENSORED. Boost if you believe in freeze peach and artistic license. Bring back nightmare Sonic.

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capitalism: *spends trillions maintaining roads with public funds effectively subsidizing car companies*

also capitalism: oh you cant afford 2 dollars for the subway? its youre fault society cant afford public transit, you should work harder

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The Avengers franchise is a corporate psyop to reclaim the anarchy symbol

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I will never recommend a movie. Figure it out yourself fuckos

okay so i haven't watched any korean shows before and i'm interested in watching the korean leverage show

where would i, a canadian, start with that

i just saw an instagram recipe video for "mug pasta" and it is now my life's goal to destroy the internet once and for all

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if any new folks are wondering why no one is following you back, or even approving a follow from you...it's because youre avatar is blank, there's no bio, no toots from you, you havent boosted anything...youre a blank slate. very unsettling.

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Important poll

Boosts are required to get more accuracy

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/r/relationships - my (24f) boyfriend (30m) is a dumb manbaby who can't care for himself in any capacity and im not sure how he's managed to stay alive all these years

me, a genderqueer, thinking back on all the male characters who my parents thought i had crushes on but in reality i was probably obsessed with these guys because i wanted to Be Them: hmm

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realizing "I remember when straight porn wasn't all incest" is an age-delineating marker and suddenly getting why boomers want to see the world burn

the fun thing about leverage fanfic is how a lot of it keeps calling eliot "short" when christian kane is at least 5'9"

he's not short, they just keep standing him next to women in gigantic heels and much taller men

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i have been forcibly reminded the voyager plates basically constitute a mixtape, unsolicited nudes, and directions to where we live

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i feel like answers to the question of "Will Mastodon become truly competitive to Twitter?" always miss the fact that mastodon instances are fundamentally centered around the needs of their users while Twitter has entirely different goals, making any comparison shortsighted

adobe premiere: so hey fun fact our text selection boxes are invisible at 125% screen scaling

me: you mean the default screen scaling for every windows computer

adobe premiere: ya

me: are you gonna fix it

adobe premiere: no

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Bodies and clothes, body image ~ 

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went on a date with jim sterling but he stormed out of the restaurant muttering “fucking microtransactions” when i tried to order seltzer

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