Kit Walker @inferiorwit@cybre.space
tiny gay fashion witch from the quasielemental plane of salt, she/her or they/them
- Website
- https://about.me/kitwalker
career goals: forest-witch who lives in a hole and curses people for money
👏 STRONG👏 FEMALE👏 CHARACTERS👏
a selection of the stuffed animals I pulled out of storage today:
- agumon
- a tropical fish
- scientifically accurate american goldfinch
- at least 4 unicorns
- 6-foot-long snake
finally got all my childhood stuffed animals out of storage, which means it's time to turn my bedroom into a plush hellhole
dollar store parking lots are pvp-enabled zones
every time i watch queer eye i am stunned that anyone is capable of keeping it together when they're in the same room as karamo because even on screen it's like looking directly at the sun
I'm writing my character backstory for an upcoming #dnd game and halfway through I was like, "... shit. this is Peter Pan."
I AM A PREDICTABLE BITCH
a short film where the fish man from that del toro film slaps the shit out of pennywise while the mii channel music echoes disconcertingly in the background
enya is the soundtrack of dissociation
aloth you are an excellent wizard and the love of my watcher's life but if you "accidentally" fireball tekehu one more time I'm gonna have to start leaving you on the boat
THE NEXT ASSASSIN'S CREED LETS YOU SAIL TO LESBOS, GOD IS REAL AND GAY
The latest episode of #jemjammer is now up! Time to fight some ghost pirates! http://crookedrussiancam.tumblr.com/post/174917187599
master chief is a useless twink
my writing partner is now playing Deadfire, which means I get to yell stuff like "GET THE FUCKING CANNIBAL PIE OUT OF YOUR INVENTORY" across the office at him
GIRL JUST DUMP HIM AND GO TO BED, I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING
I think one is trying to convince the other to break up with her boyfriend and I'd be in favor of this if the entire conversation weren't happening loudly at 11:30 PM
current status: staying up writing smutty fanfic while I wait for the neighbors who share my bedroom wall to stop arguing and go to sleep
my sister-in-law sent me a picture of her only child in a "BIG BRO" t-shirt and it took me a solid 4 hours to realize she was announcing that she was pregnant
I thought it was just an ironic t-shirt
things i've learned from a career in video games: programmers are usually named Mark
je suis fucking gay, barbara
blocking/muting doesn't have to mean anything, really. sometimes i just look at a person and their personality and think, "we will bring each other no joy, and i can see no benefit in our ever interacting." why did i block you? shit, man, why not? i'm not obligated to give access to myself to strangers. i don't care how nice they are, or if they're a good person. some people are just never gonna be friends. it's fine.
