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career goals: forest-witch who lives in a hole and curses people for money

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airbnb owners during economic bubble: i am a self made person rewareded by the market for my enterprising spirit

airbnb owners when the bubble pops: pweez mr goberment pweez gib me money

in the absence of anyone to impress i have descended into abject decadence and i'm starting to understand why the lady from sunset boulevard was Like That

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twitter feminist landlord refusing to pay back your deposit after the lease ends and sends you a text message that just says “women don’t owe you anything” with a clap emoji between every word

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do you ever think about how you'll never be as funny as adam west and frank gorshin commenting on an orgy in-character until the orgy kicked them out

i should start dating someone if only because these are ideal social conditions for me to soliloquize to someone from my balcony

although i'm on the 5th floor so i'll need to project

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any horoscope that currently says anything other than "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" is inaccurate

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wearing glasses for the first time in weeks and i can see what im typing now jesus christ im so sorry everybody

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:Trek: opinions 

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maybe landlords should get jobs at grocery store, i hear there’s a big demand for workers there

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EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER: SEASON 1 is COMPLETELY FREE for the next 48 hours!!! Gay disasters beating up neonazis in giant robots made of meat!

🍖 Pilot mechs!
🍖 Fight your clone!
🍖 Run from the cops!
🍖 Fall in love????

meatpunks.com

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mastodon instance but the notification sound is a 10 minute vuvuzela sample that just overlaps whenever you get a new notification

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heard two cis dudes at Marvel are introducing a pair of nonbinary heroes named (i shit you not) "Snowflake" and "Safespace". i figured i should do them a solid and design a pair of cisgender superheroes for them as well, since i know how hard up for representation cis folks are

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DO NOT FALL INTO THE GIANT HOLE LABELED "ECOFASCISM"

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this situation has been a helpful reminder of how landlords are useless parasites who do absolutely nothing

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if its all stressing you out but you still can't stop yourself clicking on every 'covid' cw, it may be a good idea to mute that word

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The problem with "Ending Explained" videos, and this isn't me taking the piss this is my actual reasoning for why this shit gets under my skin so much, is that they imply every film a) is only the ending and b) has a single concrete interpretation.

Like, listen, I'll be honest with y'all for a second: I didn't get The Lighthouse. I've been grappling with it since I saw it opening weekend in theaters and it still eludes me. I'm just not sure what it's about. But, like. That's part of the experience of art. There's no single interpretation of the film that's true and to imply otherwise is doing a disservice to the film and the audience. You're MEANT to struggle with it. And if you just entirely distill it down to the ending, you're missing Literally Everything that makes it what it is. The events of the last few scenes mean NOTHING without the wider context. A film is not its ending. Stories are not destinations, they are journeys.

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