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career goals: forest-witch who lives in a hole and curses people for money

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people are asking a lot of questions about my "i eat bibles" t-shirt that i can't answer because my mouth is full of bibles

walking in heels on cobblestones is, uh, interesting

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i love how often "our system is being a little slow right now" actually means "we do this through a webapp and the browser is taking forever to start up and load it"

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its fucked up nowadays, you cant just make a thing. you have to make a running series of that thing, which goes on forever, and has a patreon, a mailing list, a discord channel, an official wiki, a fan wiki, a prima strategy guide, its own cryptocurrency, flag, national anthem, nuclear deterrent, etc

battletech novel: (describes the Marauder as "ugly" and "horrifying")

me: fuck you that's my wife and she's beautiful

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my mom has never been a big fan of mother's day, and when i was little she explained that she saw mother's day as an excuse for everyone to take mothers for granted the rest of the year

i didn't really understand what she meant until companies started making a big deal out of international women's day

mildly obsessed with the idea that a modern-day version of Murder By Death would include a pastiche of columbo, who was played by peter falk, who was in the original Murder By Death

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the ME remasters should be called Mass Effect: Recalibrated

either tumblr is broken or it understands me more than anyone in my life

i'm not usually an "everyone must like the things i like" kind of person but this video does a good job explaining why person of interest, a show i literally never shut up about, might be worth checking out

lewis tan is very Gender in the mortal kombat trailer

am i going to become obsessed with yet another awful movie because the lead gives me gender envy? probably

does roll20 have even a single ux designer on staff

can we declare a moratorium on "X of Y and Z" book titles please

i have never played a resident evil game and i never will play a resident evil game but i am looking respectfully at the big vampire lady

i canceled my netflix subscription and now i'm getting the most pathetic emails from them, it's like being constantly drunk-texted by my ex

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The idea of "alpha" and "beta" males is an outdated myth based on misinformation. There is not a single reported case of a wolf using the Greek alphabet throughout the entirety of recorded history. It does not reflect how wolves act in the wild.

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@inferiorwit in my geology lab, on mineral identification exams, a few of us licked the salt, because the TA taught us that this was sterile and a really good way to identify salt.

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