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ah shit the blaseball commissioner quote tweeted me

popular tabletop game “what’sits and whereabouts”

near utterances 

catgirls of the corn

holy shit the scott pilgrim game ain't dead?!

I like having a job where I get paid sometimes to have really bad ideas

Praise to the upstream adjacencies
Curses to the downstream adjacencies
Welcome to the Wobscale Router

alc mention 

spiders shook up a jar of iced tea and now it looks like beer with foam??

it's like a "blockchain" but! the chain is just some chain i picked up at Ace Hardware! and the block is just a chunk of 4x4!

dating shitpost 

@callie Might fuck around and see if anyone responds to the text from the Blåhaj soft toy shark description:

"Big and safe to have at your side if you want to discover the world underneath the sea. Can swim very far, dive really deep and hear your heart beating from far away."

I use wolfram alpha a lot for converting out of unix time into my time zone and uh

what the fuck, wolfram?

witchin’ kitchen, food crime division 

spiders describing the breakfast we just made: it’s like a farmer’s breakfast if the farmer were five years old

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witchin’ kitchen, food crime division 

making breakfast


my first attempt at a simulation-based prediction model is 60.6% accurate at picking the winner over season 4+5 games, compared to the official model’s 64.6%

so not great but a good start! at least I’m over .500 😅

I think my next step, because I am a shitty statistician, is going to be moving all the statistical parameters into a single type, and then writing code to just randomize those parameters and attempt to brute force something with higher accuracy


poking around the weird lurking corners of the website

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