dating shitpost
@callie Might fuck around and see if anyone responds to the text from the Blåhaj soft toy shark description:
"Big and safe to have at your side if you want to discover the world underneath the sea. Can swim very far, dive really deep and hear your heart beating from far away."
witchin’ kitchen, food crime division
spiders describing the breakfast we just made: it’s like a farmer’s breakfast if the farmer were five years old
blaseball
my first attempt at a simulation-based prediction model is 60.6% accurate at picking the winner over season 4+5 games, compared to the official model’s 64.6%
so not great but a good start! at least I’m over .500 😅
I think my next step, because I am a shitty statistician, is going to be moving all the statistical parameters into a single type, and then writing code to just randomize those parameters and attempt to brute force something with higher accuracy
xie/xer • now at @iliana