I use wolfram alpha a lot for converting out of unix time into my time zone and uh

what the fuck, wolfram?


can we, as a society, stop naming moons

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@iliana Alien: Oh wow. Harvest moon, corn moon, super moon, blood moon, full moon, new moon鈥 The Earth must have a lot of moons. How many can you see on a typical evening?

Earthling: Oh, uh, no. It's just the one moon. We, uh鈥 it just has a lot of names. Like a Tolkien elf.

Alien: Like a what-now?

Earthling: You know what? Never mind.

@iliana this is just a goyische word for rosh hashanah

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