can we, as a society, stop naming moons
@iliana Alien: Oh wow. Harvest moon, corn moon, super moon, blood moon, full moon, new moon… The Earth must have a lot of moons. How many can you see on a typical evening?
Earthling: Oh, uh, no. It's just the one moon. We, uh… it just has a lot of names. Like a Tolkien elf.
Alien: Like a what-now?
Earthling: You know what? Never mind.