my legitimately favorite part of this is it was created *by a real design firm* in 2016
I'm just glad to know that in 2016 (and likely 2020) you can go up to a website design firm and say "make this like a geocities website"
but only if they're your cousin I guess
You know, the browser that's notorious for hogging RAM being used on an extremely low-RAM device barely capable of keeping one app running at a time, let alone running it smoothly.
And the site loaded fast and ran smoothly.
@iliana i'm a bit worried about what might happen if i click the link to download netscape 4 at the bottom
@iliana i am slain already by the phrasing/arrangement of
but then absolutely everything else happens
Hi so I grew up down in the Valley off Exit 9, and so me and my partner Sonny had this '69 Chevy with a 396 we built straight out of scratch, and we'd go racing out at the Trestles out on the edge of town and so after racing That's when I found pizza. Me and Mary we would eat at Kinchley's or drive out of that Valley up to Martio's and try the tomato pie so now I have Dino's and it's the way I like it and so will you I know. Our menu is actually good we will serve drinks too along with a lot of food you would want. Also the really good bar menu, ladies. Real drinks. We hope you have a lot of them.
@iliana my favorite part is either the ceiling fan & its alt text, or the fact the alt text for the windows media player image is "Windows Motherfucking Media Player"
The negroni is one of the bitterest, harshest cocktails out there, composed of some of the harshest ingredients, frankly impalatable on their own. Compari is the worst fluid I've ever had the misfortune of being in a room with, counting the liquid bleach under the counter in my bathroom.
Inarguably a drink for masochists. Also, y'know, a mixed drink.
Having things on tap is what you do with, like, soda. And maybe beer. Of all things, that you would have enough negroni orders, to premix them (a blasphemy in itself), and serve them on tap.
It implies something about your clientele. Not sure what, but *something*.
@iliana this loads too smooth to be anything but pretending to be from the 90s
omfg i unironically love this
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