quine and I are going back and forth with “from NPR news in washington I’m...” jokes while trying so desperately to fall asleep


“from NPR news in washington, I’m J.K. Elemenopee”

she was then making up fake stories that did not sound like how NPR would report on them so I asked her for a story idea and read it in my best NPR voice

“north dakotan senate republicans issued a statement today expressing concern over the governor’s executive order requiring a vibrator in every household in the state”

Show thread
Sign in to participate in the conversation

Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.