my other wife, mesmerized by the fact that I have a box of cat5e cable, is now attempting to crimp an out-of-spec two-inch cable
update: quine made this
@iliana She can go shorter. There's room between the end of the clip lever and the end of the end of the connector bit that you can probably cut through quite easily.
@iliana This reminds me of this eBay listing for a "CPS2 kick harness (very short)" that was up for YEARS. It was the connector and maybe 2cm of cut-off wire connected to it.