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today I bought server rails for my rack and bras for my other rack

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me: "do you think grub's config file language has a loop construct"
coworker: "that is the most iliana question you've ever asked"

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📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

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"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

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if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

star trek: the next generation; spoilers 

[rage typing in cross-temporal chat] fucking causals

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bank of america is so incredibly bad

if you have a credit card bill of $0, it notifies you in the app that you have a bill, and you have to *mark the bill as paid* with the reason "zero balance" to make it stop

quine utterances 

now if your activism is "lid I-5 and then tear up I-5 and put high-capacity rail under the lid": hell yeah

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you can't go and say you're rejoining neighborhoods broken apart by a highway and then put a goddamn high-capacity rail line on it

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activists: put a lid on I-5 in heavily-populated areas
me: hell yeah
activists: and then run high speed rail over it
me: now hold on.

like if you’re a creator on the site and want to use emoji that’s your business. but if you’re the platform go to hell

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tempted to write a mail filter to remove leading emoji from patreon email messages

vulpine.club official statement on today's Executive Order on Preventing Online Censorship 

the most important wisdom I can give any programmer is to remember that sometimes using google sheets is easier than what you're about to embark on

quine: I can't believe alexander hamilton isn't on this list of presidents
me: ... hamilton wasn't president?
quine: exactly. he's our greatest president.

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quine utterances 

presidents' day should always be the arithmetic mean of all of the presidents' birthdays' ordinal dates

crude 

as soon as picrew is back up i'm exporting this and setting my github avi to it

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