ili, with the black underlined @iliana@cybre.space

every time I look down at my boots I get a "damn I'm hot" feeling

here is a photo of said boots

📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

I blame my partner who will in turn blame me. we're both not wrong

display name change as I am back to being an insufferable metric fangirl again

GFDI: like a GFCI but for my brain after liffy destroys me with a joke

I want to make a @trendyphraseguy HD that screenshots the same thing from omega ruby / alpha sapphire

all bops are casters

it was then that I had my first doubts about web rings

"My son loves it! Wants his whole room underwater"

"I’m an adult male. Soft, comfortable to snuggle with"

"My fiancée got one and I had to get one myself. That’s right. Two sharks, two adults, in a bed. It’s that great."

"Beware of his big teeth! They have eaten me on many occasions." (Yes, I would recommend this product)

"We argue ... whether or not he would look better in a baseball hat or in a scarf. (the answer is both. he wants both)."

that's right, iliana. keep scrolling and nobody gets fucking hurt.

I really want to break 3m but also I need to help the spiders cook

peak GSP now 2.97m

playing against sonic with lag is NOT fun

been hovering in ~2m GSP in smash and I like online a lot better now, lots of close games

and still lots of yelling at netcode

because the only thing worse than playing against ness is playing against *two* nesses