assigned cat at birth @iliana@cybre.space

today I bought server rails for my rack and bras for my other rack

me: "do you think grub's config file language has a loop construct"
coworker: "that is the most iliana question you've ever asked"

📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

the only way I stay sane at work is knowing exactly which people to forward obnoxious shit to, so I can perform targeted escalations to other people who accept zero bullshit

ah shit the blaseball commissioner quote tweeted me

popular tabletop game “what’sits and whereabouts”

catgirls of the corn

holy shit the scott pilgrim game ain't dead?!

I like having a job where I get paid sometimes to have really bad ideas

Praise to the upstream adjacencies
Curses to the downstream adjacencies
Welcome to the Wobscale Router

spiders shook up a jar of iced tea and now it looks like beer with foam??

finally I have some jeans that fit me 👖

ACAB

good evening, and remain indoors

when's the next corn blood moon wolfram

can we, as a society, stop naming moons

🌽🌝

I use wolfram alpha a lot for converting out of unix time into my time zone and uh

what the fuck, wolfram?

spiders describing the breakfast we just made: it’s like a farmer’s breakfast if the farmer were five years old