​iliana​ @iliana@cybre.space

me: "do you think grub's config file language has a loop construct"
coworker: "that is the most iliana question you've ever asked"

📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

here's my twitter version of this shitpost https://twitter.com/ilianathewitch/status/1221854889384402944

remembering the days when rpmlint added a "this package contains files with the FSF's old address" lint and I had hundreds of package updates that did nothing

You should have received several hundred copies of the GNU General Public License with this distribution. If not, write to Amazon Web Services, Inc., 410 Terry Avenue North, Seattle, WA 98109-5210 USA

I don’t have any clean tights so it’s a dress and jeans kind of day

I think buses should be allowed to vote

if go had a subcommand for generating directed dependency graphs that took forever to resolve, would that be waiting for go dot

this gravy is fuckable

this sausage is completely irredeemable

I think next time I need to cook way less black eyed peas (misread the recipe as 2 cups uncooked and I bet it was supposed to be 2 cups *cooked*), and maybe the thinner sausages will just come out a lot better?

also planning on doubling (at *least*) the spice mix

okay they’re steaming now

this recipe could have used double the spice and could have made 8 sausages instead of four

what we made looks like burritos, in terms of size

but my hope is that we can use this recipe as a basis for something that is good and not a disaster

then freeze them and give them to loved ones

gf/vegan sausages for my vegan gfs

we are going to try to make http://thevword.net/2012/06/gluten-free-spicy-italian-sausage-part-ii.html for the first time tonight!

<iliana> I'm also realizing that the recipe suggests firming them up in the fridge for a few hours after they're done steaming
<quine> yeah firming them up sounds boring
<quine> (this will be a disaster)

hmm

I only bring this up because the the anonymity of the interwebs makes me bold.

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