​iliana​ @iliana@cybre.space

today I bought server rails for my rack and bras for my other rack

me: "do you think grub's config file language has a loop construct"
coworker: "that is the most iliana question you've ever asked"

📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

honestly they should’ve had riker say the “space, the final frontier” bit in S04E01 to fuck with people

[rage typing in cross-temporal chat] fucking causals

I would just cancel this card but if I do it will literally reduce my total credit by 40% and probably damage my credit score 🙃

wish I could transfer credit availability to another card

bank of america is so incredibly bad

if you have a credit card bill of $0, it notifies you in the app that you have a bill, and you have to *mark the bill as paid* with the reason "zero balance" to make it stop

next week on

"barista barrister"

[law and order noise]

now if your activism is "lid I-5 and then tear up I-5 and put high-capacity rail under the lid": hell yeah

you can't go and say you're rejoining neighborhoods broken apart by a highway and then put a goddamn high-capacity rail line on it

activists: put a lid on I-5 in heavily-populated areas
me: hell yeah
activists: and then run high speed rail over it
me: now hold on.

like if you’re a creator on the site and want to use emoji that’s your business. but if you’re the platform go to hell

tempted to write a mail filter to remove leading emoji from patreon email messages

@cq

the most important wisdom I can give any #rustlang programmer is to remember that sometimes using google sheets is easier than what you're about to embark on

quine: I can't believe alexander hamilton isn't on this list of presidents
me: ... hamilton wasn't president?
quine: exactly. he's our greatest president.

the statistically average president

presidents' day should always be the arithmetic mean of all of the presidents' birthdays' ordinal dates

quine: I can't help but notice me and my siblings' birthdays are 9 months after holidays... december 25... labor day...
me: who the hell saves fucking for labor day

doing desk cam shenanigans

as soon as picrew is back up i'm exporting this and setting my github avi to it

well, just in case, took a screenshot of the canvas element, artist is https://twitter.com/poika_, source is https://picrew.me/image_maker/296093