ili, full-fledged eventuality @iliana@cybre.space

today I bought server rails for my rack and bras for my other rack

me: "do you think grub's config file language has a loop construct"
coworker: "that is the most iliana question you've ever asked"

📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

"what's your gender?"
cryptography
"but what's in your pants"
yubikeys

if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

oh my gosh this is an aesthetic

https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/blob/415e26531d6fb2ce1613c7859a841bee24fade7e/nixos/modules/services/ttys/agetty.nix#L70-L76

I want to override this in my local config to:

```
systemd.services."getty@" = {
serviceConfig.ExecStart = [
""
"${pkgs.cmatrix}/bin/cmatrix -b -f"
];
restartIfChanged = true;
};
```

how do I do what I want in my configuration.nix?

I like nixos a lot but my god is it impossible to reason about

me: ugh I can't find my USB flash drive
me, four seconds later: [gets a spare SATA SSD and a USB to SATA adapter]

Folding@home's initial announcement of achieving the exaFLOPS scale appears to be this image macro https://twitter.com/foldingathome/status/1245022911058055169

> Folding@home is the first computer to achieve the exaFLOPS scale and is now estimated to be more powerful than the next top 100 supercomputers combined.

https://foldingathome.org/2020/04/03/capturing-the-covid-19-demogorgon-aka-spike-in-action/

ili this is main

is there a word for "fine with sex but it's just a lot of work honestly"

if they turned off the fountain while nobody is around to see it would jeff bezos still be rich?

realizing that my mother’s mother had what would probably be diagnosed today as some combination of ADD and autism and she developed methods of self-managing it

- makes coffee
- forgets about coffee
- remembers coffee
- coffee is now cold
- microwaves coffee
- ... I’m becoming my mother

meow

time to be tormented by your wife instead!

out of programming spoons for the day oops

the three ingredients of sour cream are sour, cream, and container

> The suggested pronunciation of JWT is the same as the English word "jot".

RFC 7519 is full of lies.

this is stupid, I'm just going to use libsodium's secretbox

looks like I'm going to be writing code for signed + encrypted JWTs because I always make the worst mistakes

... my phone is ringing. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch