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today I bought server rails for my rack and bras for my other rack

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me: "do you think grub's config file language has a loop construct"
coworker: "that is the most iliana question you've ever asked"

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📌 I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice

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"what's your gender?"
"but what's in your pants"

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if people mansplain to you or otherwise annoy you in your mentions because I boosted your toot, please let me know so I can block them. thanks! 💜

the only way I stay sane at work is knowing exactly which people to forward obnoxious shit to, so I can perform targeted escalations to other people who accept zero bullshit

ah shit the blaseball commissioner quote tweeted me

popular tabletop game “what’sits and whereabouts”

I like having a job where I get paid sometimes to have really bad ideas

Praise to the upstream adjacencies
Curses to the downstream adjacencies
Welcome to the Wobscale Router

alc mention 

it's like a "blockchain" but! the chain is just some chain i picked up at Ace Hardware! and the block is just a chunk of 4x4!

dating shitpost 

dating shitpost 

I use wolfram alpha a lot for converting out of unix time into my time zone and uh

what the fuck, wolfram?

witchin’ kitchen, food crime division 

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