put the meow in homeowner @ili@cybre.space

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fucked up how you have to disable your own account to set up a redirect nowadays

the peanut spoke:

HOTDOGFINGERS?
AMUSING
THE LEDGER MUST BE BALANCED
DEBTS PAID
GOOD LUCK

jaylen hotdogfingers returned in "fire and smoke" to the garages; mike townsend "retreats to shadows". jaylen has a permanent attribute called "debted".

elsewhere in the league:

- crabs got the shrink ray on holden stanton, and then holden stanton was traded to the jazz hands for nagomi mcdaniel, who is still stuck in a giant peanut shell. dreamy gets night vision goggles

- enhanced party time wins with 77% of the vote; the dalé has a permanent 10% bonus for party time boosts called "life of the party", and no one is really sure how they got it over the fridays or tacos

- jazz hands get the fourth strike and gravity boots in addition to stanton's shrink ray -- and now that they don't have a shelled player might be one of the most formidable teams in season 7

- shoe thieves now have a 5-star batter thanks to "who?", sending voorhees back to the spies

putting the "whee" in "wheel" since 2006