iliana, polycule soccer mom @ili@cybre.space

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thank you let's encrypt for helping me along my soft exit from fedi lol

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Shorts; comfy, easy to wear!

~2300 appointments available for the pfizer/biontech covid-19 vaccine through the city of seattle, shot on each of march 31 and april 21, at lumen field (f/k/a centurylink field)

all phase 1A/1B individuals are eligible on march 31 and may sign up for an appointment here: https://seattle.signetic.com/home/c7bde4fb-a18d-eb11-a812-000d3a3ab7b4

the phase finder tool only tells you if you are _currently_ eligible, even though you may become eligible on march 31. read the information on the appointment signup page to determine if you may become eligible on march 31

did an ​upgrade​ to my weird mastodon bot, @new

- unicode emoji 13.0 supported
- slightly modified the unicode emoji selection algorithm

commuter ferris wheel

washington state finally has a covid-19 exposure notification system: https://www.doh.wa.gov/Emergencies/COVID19/WANotify

please install it thank you

law was invented by Lawyer Barrister in 1592 to sell more law

(this also has all of the klingon military ranks)

the only correct implementation of a title / honorific field i've seen so far is DNA lounge, as it is both optional _and_ extensive:

(also i'm extremely glad they added Mx!~ that wasn't there last i checked a little over a year ago)

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
This is an example of Speex;
An Audio compression Algorithm specifically tuned
for the Reproduction of Human speech!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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fucked up how you have to disable your own account to set up a redirect nowadays

the peanut spoke:

HOTDOGFINGERS?
AMUSING
THE LEDGER MUST BE BALANCED
DEBTS PAID
GOOD LUCK

jaylen hotdogfingers returned in "fire and smoke" to the garages; mike townsend "retreats to shadows". jaylen has a permanent attribute called "debted".

elsewhere in the league:

- crabs got the shrink ray on holden stanton, and then holden stanton was traded to the jazz hands for nagomi mcdaniel, who is still stuck in a giant peanut shell. dreamy gets night vision goggles

- enhanced party time wins with 77% of the vote; the dalé has a permanent 10% bonus for party time boosts called "life of the party", and no one is really sure how they got it over the fridays or tacos

- jazz hands get the fourth strike and gravity boots in addition to stanton's shrink ray -- and now that they don't have a shelled player might be one of the most formidable teams in season 7

- shoe thieves now have a 5-star batter thanks to "who?", sending voorhees back to the spies

putting the "whee" in "wheel" since 2006