if i ever see any of you in public, the code is "i like your shoelaces"
that way we know we're from mastodon without revealing anything
im just going to say this to strangers until i find a mastodon person
@iitalics thanks! I stole them from the president
(I wasn't actually on the source site for this, so it's a very poorly-kept secret)
@email@example.com OMG YESSSSS. I heard that a lot of people on fedi are from Michigan, like me. I'm excited! MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES THIS
@iitalics I'll giggle cause I don't have shoelaces cause all I have to do is slip my shoes on and off I go! No dealing with stupid knots and bending over and risk showing my butt or my pants ripping lol
@iitalics oh no. I have very cool shoelaces and am also on mastodon. I will never be able to identify other toot-folk. Alas and alack