iitalics ❤💜💙 @iitalics@cybre.space

hypochondria go brrrr

henlo

@iitalics SNORK mimimi

pretty kitten, by Dua Saleh

https://invidio.us/watch?v=u0rb6SBpTJ8

so! there's an open room in my apartment in Somerville MA available 9/1! rent is $950/month. the available bedroom has a parking space and a walk in closet! i like this apartment a lot, it's a nice place. it has its own free laundry, a good sized kitchen, and a dishwasher! a more official writeup with pictures and more details is in the link.

please boost this post, and message me if you have any interest in the room, thanks

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/d/somerville-room-parking-walk-in-closet/7152837639.html

The secret to making good supersaws is to use someone else's patch

Why Mastodon and the fediverse are “doomed to fail”

-> a small rant about how the profit lens distorts our understanding of success vs. failure:

https://write.as/eloquence/why-mastodon-and-the-fediverse-are-doomed-to-fail

I can’t imagine any particular use for an operator “&%”, HOWEVER, if it does find a use, I propose the name “ampercent”

what's this about, dunmer?

@esvrld when you see some new syntax you don't understand and don't care about,

you say, "This can already be done with monads."

and then the new syntax goes away

meow meow

open rp: you’re cleaning out grandpa’s closet and find his extremely rare collection of vintage ahegao hoodies from the covid era

@iitalics If we're going by the hip factor I'll have to strike off harvard

still mad that one time some chud in one of my classes at uni made a joke abt sui to their project partner (like "haha this project is so hard i will commit sui") which like i don't condone this and it's bad and tasteless but the project partner then called the cops who had this classmate hauled off in the back of a police car to the hospital where they stayed trapped for literally hours without any attention or care at all while missing class
finally the whole thing got cleared up and they sent a GIANT bill (for doing literally nothing???!)
like it's a good thing this fucker was "joking" and not actually suicidal because if you were suicidal and subject to this shit i would be extremely concerned

if you want an idea of what healthcare looks like in this shithole we call "the richest country on earth"

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violets are blue
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