Mastodon (and Twitter) are fundamentally opposed to what I want from a communications network, for the sole reason that my very existence is publicly discoverable. This is a problem email does not have — just because you didn’t get a bounce notification does not mean the address you tried to spam actually exists, depending on server configuration.

Is there a single way to move money online that does not require an iPhone and yet only at worst puts fees in the pocket of a centrist lib brain CEO instead of an active reactionary

i have the resilience of a cockroach but the gumption of a domesticated fish

Can’t believe I’m 30 and don’t have any sonas or OCs, smdh. I accept my fate after the revolution

Okay, I’ve gotten into Fallen London, Homestuck, and Umineko. What am I supposed to do next? Is it too late to add blaseball?

prisoners: hijack a prison bus while being evacuated, resulting in it crashing and exploding, causing godzilla to notice and turn back towards Japan

me: see this is why we need prison abolition

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godzilla raids again contains the line “we’ve spotted a Godzilla-like object” and I’m going to be thinking about that for a while

even if it’s probably just the subtitler being overly literal

i've been playing this game since 2011 but i finally got the thing

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fallen london accomplishment 

so shall they never die

i do kinda wish masto had an option for “i would like to see this person’s public posts in my feed but i wish to also respect that we have no social dynamic and i should not be able to see their followers only posts”

the work i do helping build communities online and dragging them leftward is unquestionably more valuable than anything I do at my actual job

hey folks came by to say i contributed code to a couple bideo games lately, and one of them just came out, designed by my pal @keithburgun@birdsite. it’s called Gem Wizards Tactics and you are one of several more-or-less cute factions battling for... well, okay, the plot isn’t really in yet. it will be eventually, but right now it’s a very deep Advance Wars-style strategy game with cute units and lots of reactive terrain. try it out

so yeah i finally posted a piece of original fiction publicly. yeah it’s self indulgent smut but I DON’T CARE. it’s 2021 and i can post what i like with reasonable content tags. here it is (nsfw)

does your average program have a gender variable along with their main() is that how this works

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brought to you by my new header image: what would it even mean for a program to be transgender (in the Tron universe)

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