Kev @heretohinder@cybre.space

They'll peck your eyes out.

If nothing else those cycles need to be synced.

Serious question, is everyone in Brooklyn microdosing something? Spent a week there and now my targeted ads are all either "here's a fancy shoebox to live in for 5k/mo" or "act now and we will send you infinitesimal amounts of ketamine every 4 weeks!"

Looking forward to ransacking the Jedi texts in the morning!

So wild to me that I grew up under the flight path of SSTs and that they're no longer a thing.

Expected to get some airport coding time, but transit delays and captive portal troubleshooting ate it all up :( Next stop, 🇮🇪

What if John Wick is real and Keanu Reeves is a character

Nothing so perfectly inhabits its life as this little dog waiting for its human in the door of the laundromat.

It also might be faster to not be trying to do cargo builds involving new crates over train wifi.

Trying to pick up cryptopals again after a 2-year pause. It might be faster to just start over.

One thing Toronto sorely lacks is topography, so this view was a tonic.

The grass is literally greener here but it is also literally grass. Wild to go from a neighbourhood with dispensaries every 50 yards to a city (country) with none.

It's not my biggest regret for the year, but I should have done more with the fact that the kid's gym teacher was named Mr. Ball.

Had an assessment for PRK today, got passed between 3 separate staff but never saw the actual doctor. You always know the bill's gonna be crazy when you're subjected to that level of theatrics.

Set up a Minecraft realm for the kid and friends, and one of them just described my first night base cut into a hill as "efficient dad style." The shade!

"Hey cool back piece, you must have a high pain threshold."

- "Nope, I just needed naps and this was the only way I could get them."

Not sure if I want another tattoo, or if I just want multiple multi-hour sessions of lying perfectly still and focusing on breathing.

Maybe I should keep this, move it somewhere more worky like social.coop, and set up an alt where I just go hogwild with bad opinions and parent jokes.

On the one hand, setting up a single-user Pleroma instance was fun, and it's cool to finally use a domain name I've been sitting on for years. On the other, do I really wanna migrate off here to a ghost town and commit to maintaining it?