hi yes i'm firefox on linux :)

webshit: yeah that's not on my list of approved user agents, get lost

[comes back with an obvious fake mustache] ok i'm clearly gogle chrombe on windoze see now let me in

webshit: ah yes sir right away sir

when u cycle mac addresses for infinite free trial wifi that's just putting on more layers of fake mustache


me: let me innnn

wifi: nope. gotta pay up bucko

me: hmmb,,, ok wait but can u help me look up the phone number of my friend bob zdhfgjdsgha

wifi: sure i'll check the phonebook

wifi: that's 452-555-6920

me: ah. ok look i have 10000 friends here and i need all their phone numbers pls help

wifi: ah yes no problem

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