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hi yes i'm firefox on linux :)
webshit: yeah that's not on my list of approved user agents, get lost
[comes back with an obvious fake mustache] ok i'm clearly gogle chrombe on windoze see now let me in
webshit: ah yes sir right away sir
me: let me innnn
wifi: nope. gotta pay up bucko
me: hmmb,,, ok wait but can u help me look up the phone number of my friend bob zdhfgjdsgha
wifi: sure i'll check the phonebook
wifi: that's 452-555-6920
me: ah. ok look i have 10000 friends here and i need all their phone numbers pls help
wifi: ah yes no problem
@haskal "You're out of free articles this month!"
* adds another hat to the existing tower of hats on my head *
* adds another hat to the existing tower of hats on my head *
@haskal Vivaldi sometimes helps with that problem.
when u cycle mac addresses for infinite free trial wifi that's just putting on more layers of fake mustache