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hi yes i'm firefox on linux :)

webshit: yeah that's not on my list of approved user agents, get lost

[comes back with an obvious fake mustache] ok i'm clearly gogle chrombe on windoze see now let me in

webshit: ah yes sir right away sir

when u cycle mac addresses for infinite free trial wifi that's just putting on more layers of fake mustache

me: let me innnn

wifi: nope. gotta pay up bucko

me: hmmb,,, ok wait but can u help me look up the phone number of my friend bob zdhfgjdsgha

wifi: sure i'll check the phonebook

wifi: that's 452-555-6920

me: ah. ok look i have 10000 friends here and i need all their phone numbers pls help

wifi: ah yes no problem

@haskal "You're out of free articles this month!"
* adds another hat to the existing tower of hats on my head *
@mr64bit @haskal With JS disabled and no persistent sessions the websites actually managing to count free articles are rare.
(And then I just change of IPv6)
@haskal
I'm Safari on Linux, come at me webshit!
*gives me a mobile website*
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