https://cybre.space/@haskal/104400315788884933
24 June 2020, 2:13 pm
it has literally been over a year
which is !!!!!!!!
like
https://cybre.space/@haskal/104164318050691734
here i asked for queer leverage on,,, hecking 13 May 2020 and i may actually have what i wanted holy shit
ok also this is going to be my official leverage redemption thread
https://cybre.space/@haskal/106569390914887942
this heckposting was off thread but i'm gonna try to post here to keep it all in one place
leverage redemption s01e03-04 (no spoilers)
eliot bonded with a friendly security guard guy while infiltrating as a security guard and got all sandwichy about carrot cake the guy made for him that parker stole
also the new running joke with parker is literally just "i'm parker"
breanna: how
breanna: ... how.. did you steal that...
breanna: like WTF. how
parker: i'm parker
leverage redemption s01e03-04 (no spoilers)
sophie: ok so your social strategy is going to be-
parker: don't worry i have cards. see? if the other person says what's on the front of the card then I say what's on the back
sophie: parker you can't just reduce social interaction to a flowchart
sophie: .....
sophie: ... ok these are good though ...
leverage redemption s01e10 (spoilers)
new guy: yea the food and drug administration treats food and drugs differently. drugs need to be proven safe before they're approved but food supplements can't be taken off the shelves until they're proven un-safe
sophie: and you know this because.....
parker: evil lawyer
sophie: evil lawyer...
leverage redemption s01e10 (spoilers)
leverage takes on the #girlboss
leverage redemption s01e10 (spoilers)
leverage redemption s01e10 (spoilers)
bitcoin: HACKED
leverage redemption s01e11 (spoilers)
stella aka "the jackal" aka the greatest grifter of all time fell in love with a gangster's wife and they ran away together and went to hide out in new orleans and raise a child for a few years, signing each other's power of attorney since they couldn't actually marry. the abusive "husband" tracks them down and shows up and threatens them, cause of course he still has legal power over his "wife" and was about to kill stella when the wife shoots him. stella takes responsibility so the wife takes the kid and stella never seems them again
decades later stella has alzheimer's (
) and barely remembers her wife, besides having all her possessions and her house stolen by a corrupt judge (redundant phrase, i know) and Elder Abuse Incorporated
(leverage helps her remember and find her wife and kid and they get reunited. also parker pulls a favor to get the judge and guardian bonked)
leverage redemption s01e10 (spoilers)
breanna hacked bitcoin!!!!!
based imo