lmao this post is doing bigger numbers than i expected

that's how it goes with stolen memes on the internet i guess

@be al dente means slightly underdone, dante wrote the book "Inferno"

@haskal I love that this persons' first instinct when this happened was to take a picture, not put out the fire :D

@haskal Ah, the joys of gas stoves

You haven't lived life to the fullest if you've never stood in a shower of burning calamari

fun fact: in brazil this image is usually captioned "alho e ódio" (garlic and hatred) 

@haskal it's a play on words referencing "alho e óleo" (garlic and oil), a very popular noodle recipe.

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