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hot take: if your website runs slower than minecraft on my computer you're doing something wrong

if you've literally reached the point where an infinite world voxel game written in **java** runs faster than your website consider that maybe it's time to stop

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@haskal the only hot part about this take is your laptop
@haskal fun fact, (on earlier mc versions) if you give the jvm less than 8 gigs of ram, minecraft has to garbage collect every few frames because the game just
stores them all in memory

and the game still ran better than facebook

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I'm seriously considering logging in on 3 more accounts to boost this 😂

@haskal For when Minecraft on Python? Just to see if that still runs faster than those sites.

@haskal this take is cold enough to form a bose-einstein condensate

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