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:d4: :d6: :d4: I target the giant clam with a splash attack

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new years resolutions:
gayer
angrier
more powerful

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on the real though if you see me doin somethin you don't agree with let me know and we can come to an understanding

eve is awesome. ._. @me all you want.

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:hacker_t::hacker_o: :hacker_t::hacker_h::hacker_e:
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When you're tired enough to subtoot a different computer on your own network, but not tired enough to think it's a good idea.

Visual Studio, are you being a butt because I made a clippy joke.

Mastodon...seems...slow...to...load

Wouldyoulikesomehelpwiththat?!

Clippy, we always knew it was you.

Good god what did I barter for.

No, wait.

Don't answer that.

Cyberest drink: Robot brains

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i am a shitposter with a goal to make everyone laugh all their sorrows away

heck, i find the best way to help people feel better is by either offering support, making them laugh with wholesome memes/jokes, or somethin experimental

spread joy!!

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