if there is a remote Guix conference next year and i've written some more useful code, i might just submit a talk just so that i can record a fake infomercial like this.
as anyone who spent at least a week with me can testify, impromptu informecials are one of my favorite rhetorical devices.
no anime mascots though. or at least not in this style. it's so overdone. c'mon people, i know you can do better.