why can't i live in the future already so i can say "computer, bring me food"

all i can do is say "okay google, order something on uber eats" and lie on the floor like a dried up slug for thirty minutes while someone gets me food and then i'd still have to get up to answer the door, and also the person getting the food is paid horribly and is overworked

when is the FUTURE

@lynnesbian have roomies who are willing to replenish the pile of snacks next to you

problemo solvedo

@lynnesbian hmmmmmm
have more roomies?
work in shifts replenishing eachothers' snack piles?

@grainloom the current plan is for lucy to move here from the UK

drastic times call for drastic measures


@lynnesbian indeed. stay strong. :rosie_the_riveter_flexing_but_like_shes_also_an_anthropomorphic_rabbit:

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