gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
policies of new gargron hthr:
1) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat for supremacy
2) bodyslam his fragile nerd form
3) update mastodon so that every time you load the page you get a new folk punk murder ballad
4) spraypaint "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME" on every available surface
@HTHR The later two jut makes me imagine you'd be turning the platform into a Tony Hawk game.
@badwrongfun @HTHR
ok but "federated multiplayer skateboarding" doesn't sound like a bad genre, someone should maybe attempt this for real??? 🤔
@badwrongfun @HTHR
*vigorous nodding*