GarbageOS @garbados@cybre.space

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of bad unicode support

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The year is 2018 and @ccolocho has announced the 67th new podcast on stipes.co, with themself as co-host as they are on all podcasts now. And I, gasping for breath, struggling to swim to the surface of the ocean of individual CD-Rs I burn all podcasts to ever since phones stopped playing media not affiliated with a major label due to the interference with profits, I press play, hear that it is yet again gold, and subscribe

two drones flit and dance across the night skyline. we spot them by their blinkers.

"whose are they?" i ask. partner replies, "looks like playboys. see that highrise there? they keep coming back to it. i think it's techies on the roof."
"sounds good to me."
i point the pringles can at one of them, tracking it, and in a minute, it crashes.

across the river echoes a satisfying scream: "what the fuck"

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hey pals i did an interview with masto's own @HTHR about her game secret spaces and you can read it now #gameing https://blood.church/an-interview-with-heather-flowers-ccb0425aff5

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@garbados for whatever reason, this is reminding me a huge amount of "endless horse"

which is, uh, about what it sounds like:

http://endless.horse/

i made a script that does the 'ghost in the shell' joke from earlier today. it's buggy and wrapping text is really hard but here's a test case where it didn't fail!

https://toot.cat/media/-DTWK_02lP-WMYHiTc8