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hello i forget to check other instances a lot so i just followed a bunch of yall here instead so i will actually see you

they're finally here, performing for you
the kong orchestra and conductor too
listen silently, reflect on your faults
as we take you through this Monkey Waltz

it’s too hard to find a D&D time that works with everyone’s jobs, so i have decided to end capitalism

you know what they call fortnite in france? battle royale with cheese

you: tap water
me, an intellectual: council juice

i think this dialect quiz has some made up words to see if youre messing with them

who the hell calls a snail a "shellakybooky"

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gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron

roses are red
im no good at rhymes
never forget
be gay do crimes

roses are red
its half eight pm
i am a geck
mlem mlem mlem mlem

Happy Valentine's Day to the biggest nerd in the world, @apow 🧡💜🧡💜


To all of my friends as well! I wanna give each of you all the love you deserve, which is a TON, btw~ 🧡🧡🧡

art by @TrashCorgi

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