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homophobia, birds, lewdish, funny 

Disney: "We expect Star Wars will make about $165 million in its opening weekend."

Pundits: "You're wrong, it's going to make at least $200 million."

Star Wars: *makes $175 million*

Pundits: "Star Wars box office fails to meet expectations."

In less depressing news, pastitsio is delicious and I now own a baking dish that is deep enough to make it properly.

holidays, family drama, us politics 

Christmas Adam, tumblr post 

Ukpol, disability 

Referring to a small, narrowly-focused company with fewer than thirty employees as a "megacorporation" is not helping your argument, my dude.

thanks bro, now I know that linux t-shirts are cultural appropriation and oppression I will go back to windows I GUESS °

Q: "How does the system know what salt to use for the password?"

A: "It's stored with the password."

Q: "But how does it know to use the salt?"

A: "It's stored with the password."

Q: "But why does it know what salt to use?"

A: "Because it's stored as part of the password."

(this went on for four more rounds before they achieved enlightenment.)

Q: How do I do X?

A: <a moderately complex explanation of how to do X>

Q: That doesn't help me, I actually need to do Y, I was asking about X because it's simpler.

fast food 

alcohol, mild body horror, eye contact 

It's that liminal time of year where my evening run is cold enough that breath condenses on my facial hair, but not so cold that icicles form.

re: Abolishing the university 

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top-notch bootlicking 

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