I was not aware that "answer hazy, try again later" was a possible result of a Go/No Go meeting.

Project management isn't supposed to be a magic fucking 8-ball, or an exercise in inventing more road down which you kick the can.

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calling people who ride bikes "cyclists" is bi erasure

thank u for coming 2 my ted talk,

Ok, it's 6:53 AM. I want to get to work at 7:30. It takes about ten minutes to get dressed and do my makeup, and 18 minutes to walk to my office. If i've done my math right, that means i can sit here drinking tea and posting for... let me see... an hour

@sophia Well, actually, RMS is the open licensing regime. You're thinking of RMS's monster.

I forgot you're meant to put inspiring messages on Pinterest cliche photography so here we go ·

of course i know how to do tarot readings. now let's see... the five of clubs is in your future. you will buy five wooden clubs

@streetvalkyrie That message is *always* shown when you run `rbenv init`, regardless of whether your environment has been modified. You need to check whether it modified the settings it was supposed to; the easiest thing to check is the PATH mangling.

When I heard that the Blue Bottle Coffee company was recalling their cans of coffee beans because they explode, I assumed that this was a new company started by a dumbass tech bro with a totally awesome idea to disrupt the market by putting beans in soda cans. But no, they've been roasting and selling coffee for over fifteen years, and still somehow managed to convince themselves that putting off-gassing coffee in a rigid gastight container was a good idea.

@sophia Linux is an abbreviation of Windows Subsystem for Linux, which was introduced in Windows X as an alternative to the PuTTY SSH client.

"Bad acts are done by bad people, not bad words. You either believe in unrestricted free speech or you don't believe in free speech"

Fuck free speech then I guess 🙃

Sometimes I look through old screenshots and wonder what their context was, and precisely what levels of rage and laughter they produced at the time.

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