Me, a week ago: The only thing I need for the migration on the 19th is a complete list of affected users.
Coworker: I'll get that to you.
Me, today: Hey, do you have the final list?
C: I'll pull one tomorrow.
Me: Or today, so I don't have to scramble?
C: Can't you use the list we already have?
Me: I don't care how you put it together, I just need you to give me a list.
C: <sends me a spreadsheet with 11 different tabs, none of which is a complete list of affected users>
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