flowerysong @flowerysong@cybre.space

After exhaustive testing, I've determined that I am composed of 93% bad jokes, 6% really bad jokes, and 1% Foucauldian discourse analysis.

Inflation is lube for the economy: it keeps money moving smoothly and encourages growth, but if you have too much people might slip on a puddle and hurt themselves.

...just mostly bad. Ian McShane's performance is phoned in, David Harbour's Hellboy might have made a facial expression at one point, and...wait, why is Lobster Johnson in this movie?

The movie is incredibly overstuffed, hiding the bones of a potentially interesting story under massively boring effects setpieces, and burying abortive character arcs under reams of extraneous characters.

Hot Brown waffle: turkey, cheese sauce, bacon, and a fresh berry salad.

Moshe, in near-infrared. #DogsOfGeocities

Last August I saw a turtle.

Today, my computer decided to allow me to process the photos I took.

Ah, technology.

Ick. There's snow outside.

I made savory cookies for game night because the world needed more disappointment.

Went running for the first time since December, which was an excellent reminder that my body hates me.

Captain Marvel is good.

It's no longer my birthday.

It's my birthday, back my friend's project: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/queerestgear/queer-pride-iron-on-embroidered-patches

I like stickers.

Lemsip.

It's so totally awesome when you accidentally disable TCP timeouts during a code refactor and processes just hang forever waiting for an API response from Microsoft.

Love it.