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After exhaustive testing, I've determined that I am composed of 93% bad jokes, 6% really bad jokes, and 1% Foucauldian discourse analysis.

I'm theoretically the target market, but I find most of the culture and expected behaviours in Twitch streaming incredibly off-putting.

After exhaustive testing, I've determined that I am composed of 93% bad jokes, 6% really bad jokes, and 1% Foucauldian discourse analysis.

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I miss the goths I used to hang out with on IRC.

my favourite pastime is listening to women, respecting their point of view and then applying that advice to my day to day lmao wild

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Theres no better feeling than being completely ignored by a cashier.

NYC cashier: ............

Seattle Cashier: hiiiii how's your day, any plans? Oh cool, my sister likes to breathe too. We're big fanss of breathing. Have you gone to the flower gardens? Great air there for breathing. Well you have fun breathing aand being alive!!!!!!

"I don't understand any of the complexities involved in this piece of technology, but I'm sure it's easy to make it work better for less money."

The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell isn't even that great at being aspirational, because literally no one has ever taken a dozen chocolate chip cookies out of the oven and thought, "these would taste better if they had a weird glob of sugar that looked like an angry eyeball on top." They're chocolate chip cookies, they're already perfect. Put eyeballs on macarons, or something.

The VVitch: Kind of a mess. The elements are there for a powerful, claustrophobic story about a family disintegrating under the pressures of patriarchal religious hysteria, but it never comes together. Some real standout performances, beautiful cinematography and costuming, and a nicely textured (if at times overly manipulative) score, but the film missteps by both playing up period stereotypes of witchcraft and using it as a metaphor for female empowerment, which doesn't really work.

Is it weird to organise your spice rack by brand? (Asking for a friend.)

(I mean, we also wanted to move off of that physical hardware because it's more than a decade old, but laziness was definitely a large factor in how I planned this deployment.)

Ansible has spoiled me. It was less effort to set up a new custom SMTP service in AWS than it would have been to rebuild our MTA software in our legacy environment and update one server.

After exhaustive testing, I've determined that I am composed of 93% bad jokes, 6% really bad jokes, and 1% Foucauldian discourse analysis.

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"Cook until caramelized, but without allowing them to brown."

I've got some news about what caramelization is that you're not going to like, friendo.

I have more perfume than I'm likely to ever need, but every time a new Halloween collection drops my wallet springs open of its own accord.

Well, darn it all to heck. Our directory allows some Unicode characters, but when I tried to add πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© as an alias it didn't go through.

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