flowerysong @flowerysong@cybre.space

After exhaustive testing, I've determined that I am composed of 93% bad jokes, 6% really bad jokes, and 1% Foucauldian discourse analysis.

Person: "Hey, I just watched a new anime and was really disappointed, but the manga it's based on is great."

Manga: Is a harem with casual misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, two underage characters, and multiple non-consensual druggings.

Me: :facepunch:

Fleurs.

Scientists are out here like "this moth definitely doesn't fuck."

Slimy boy.

Huh, indeed.

Peaseblossom.

Bottling sunshine.

This week's theme: "I can't help you fix your $SOFTWARE problem if you lie to me about the inputs and outputs."

(Fun additional fact: the blossoms smell like cum.)

Bonus: after doing some research, this tree is not technically considered an invasive species in Michigan, but there are anecdotal reports of it acting the same way it does in the many places that have banned it.

Love to inherit careless plant choices.

This house came with a lot of small landscaping jobs that need doing.

Made some barbecue sauces.

My least favourite thing about this house is the large pile of yard waste that I inherited from the previous owner.

<insert kink joke here>

Gardening is happening.

My onions have sprouted.

Being able to have an actual garden this year is nice and all, but it makes me want all of the plants and I can't have all of the plants.