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After exhaustive testing, I've determined that I am composed of 93% bad jokes, 6% really bad jokes, and 1% Foucauldian discourse analysis.


Thanksgiving is canceled this year in favour of other (less colonialist) activities, so the only thing I'm cooking today is some rustic tortillas made from dent corn that I grew, dried, nixtamalized, and ground.

cosplay implies the existence of sinplay and tanplay.

Love it when you help someone write code to convert a really terrible input format that you presume is from an external source into a data structure, and then the next day find out they were creating that data in the previous step and had full control over the format. So they can just directly output the structured data they needed, instead of parsing positional fields.

Love it.

I've forever got everyone beat on terrifyingly monstrous pumpkin carvings sorry

it's called agile software, yet it did not even attempt to dodge when i destroyed the hard drive it's stored on. Curious!

uk politics, homophobia 

Stay classy, Tories.

manga ickiness 

Person: "Hey, I just watched a new anime and was really disappointed, but the manga it's based on is great."

Manga: Is a harem with casual misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, two underage characters, and multiple non-consensual druggings.

Me: :blobangery: :facepunch:

Scientists are out here like "this moth definitely doesn't fuck."

This week's theme: "I can't help you fix your $SOFTWARE problem if you lie to me about the inputs and outputs."

(Fun additional fact: the blossoms smell like cum.)

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Bonus: after doing some research, this tree is not technically considered an invasive species in Michigan, but there are anecdotal reports of it acting the same way it does in the many places that have banned it.

Love to inherit careless plant choices.

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This house came with a lot of small landscaping jobs that need doing.

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