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馃憢 I'm Flip, here's a list

I'm nonbinary
I'm an anarchist (red and black)
I'm learning esperanto (tre malbona komencanto)
I play and DM D&D
I do software (Haskell, Node, whatever)
I love cats and cats love me
Fuck TERFs

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I've moved to @flip because I couldn't pass up the domain... sorry

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I don鈥檛 know what鈥檚 wrong with me I think I鈥檓 turning into a bug

I see double what I see I think I鈥檓 turning into a bug

I ain鈥檛 got no self-esteem I think I鈥檓 turning into a bug

Bet you fifty dollars I鈥檓 a man, I鈥檓 a scholar and I鈥檓 turning into a bug

Momma like a daddy like a baby like a baby like I鈥檒l turn into a bug

Yeeaaahhhh yeeaaahhhh

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i'm gonna say it AGAIN

if your game only allows for a male playable character, but ESPECIALLY a cis white male

it's bad. it's a bad game. you've made nothing original. it's boring. bad bad bad

Drugs are an effective means of destabilizing a populace

The human body makes its own drugs in response to stimuli

Perhaps then the most effective means of drugging a populace is to manufacture conflict before leading both sides to believe they are both correct in their stance and part of the majority

If this is anywhere near correct, I鈥檓 sure it鈥檚 been said countless times, but I needed to come to it on my own

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This is Willa

Probably going to just keep RPing this one character forever

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sometimes if a joke doesn't work you can just toot that you were going to do the joke but then decided not to, that way you still get points for it

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back in my grandma's day you could just cut into your wealthy husbands brake lines. now you gotta hack into his self driving car. learn to code kids

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Was just installing a privacy fence and my neighbor walks out... and then he helped. We're free of each other, together

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Scully has a vision that her friends are becoming sexy devils. Mulder desperately pursues angels.

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Twin Peaks (s2e14) Show more

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let me tell you why I don't like furries Show more

He's the bartender, I've been informed


Funny joke

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