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bank: you MUST register with your LEGAL name! none of this TRANS GENDERED CRAP
me: what if i register as a business?
bank: no problem of course
me: what if the business name is my actual name, the one you don't want me to use?
bank: absolutely not a problem at all

It's only sex if it happens in one of those -sex places in England, otherwise it's just sparkling acrobatics.

hey nerds, i wanna sell my graphics card since i downgraded to a 1060

it's a geforce RTX2080 super, this one right here:

willing to ship within the EU

will *only* sell to people who actually wanna use it to play games, not mining crypto

they're selling on ebay for like 850 euros right now, which is absolutely mad, so i'll be asking for less than that

it's been used for ~ a year and a half, but since i prettymuch stopped playing games this year, it hasn't been used heavily

fundraising, urgent, please boost 

i need about $400 to pay for groceries and to renew my internet so i can find work again. ive been without work for about a month and ive barely been able to eat or sleep, and ive only had my phone to get online and make posts like this

anything helps
cashapp: $digitalcreature

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πŸ₯Ί was introduced in Unicode 11 and I guess before that people had to do with keysmashing and consecutive runs of punctuation

asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 


i need $60 for groceries and $80 for medical weed ($140 total)

i've been trying to do freelance video editing and/or find a job as a video editor, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me




thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:

This actually is a Big Thing. Steel, produced without coal. You might not know this about me, but I actually sold steel as my first job and learned a lot about steel production at Mannesmann a long time ago.

best part of feminine transition imo is when you put two 'e's on past participle adjectives when referring to yourself in french


This is humble, but it's one of the pieces I've been happiest with! It's made with `stitchcraft`, `ih`, and love <3

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