Eva Lauren Kelly @eval@cybre.space

current mood

i wonder, is it possible to construct a complete Turing machine from Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
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RT @YuGiOHTwink
I love philosophy
https://twitter.com/YuGiOHTwink/status/1359287420085096450

what even is this timeline
why should this be news

this is cute! #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch

cw: ukpol

words cannot describe how much i despise this tory govt and everything it stands for
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RT @TabitaSurge
Shot, chaser
https://twitter.com/TabitaSurge/status/1353498219603505152

cw: ukpol
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RT @seeyouinpub
Just been for a walk. Local shopkeeper has displayed this 😂😂😂
https://twitter.com/seeyouinpub/status/1353021805720698880

Well beyond satire.

The post-Brexit mess isn't caused by "the crippling bureaucracy of the EU"; it's that of *being outside* the EU.

The idea of staying in the single market or EEA was slammed as "Brexit in name only", so why are we surprised when we don't keep the benefits?
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RT @ottocrat
“My Lord, I have a cunning plan”
https://twitter.com/ottocrat/status/1353136165726150659

This is so pretty
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RT @ALumia_Italia
Windows 10X | Build 20279.1002
https://twitter.com/ALumia_Italia/status/1349446610896506887

practicing throwing people? as one does #SuperMario3DAllStars #NintendoSwitch

under the past 10 years of conservative government, they’ve scrapped EMA payments for English post 16 students, they’ve tripled university tuition fees, they’ve slashed education funding, they’ve plunged over 600,000 children into relative poverty

Fun fact: the EU-UK post Brexit trade deal text includes a copy of the 7-bit ASCII table on page 977, just in case you happen to need it

oh no
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RT @paulcolgan
DHL suspending deliveries from Europe to Ireland and UK.

All shipments will be 'returned to sender immediately'.
https://twitter.com/paulcolgan/status/1341107187498840064

i may be biased but this is top tier graphic design imo
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RT @KaeruTeam
BONUS:

To finish off, here’s an exclusive peek at, and demo of, the internal tool we made back in 2018 to easily sign ‘SSLuigi' and ‘nds-constraint’ certs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

13/12
https://twitter.com/KaeruTeam/status/1340021869815226370

me
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RT @SaphiFluff
Oh my god, there’s a word for it... REVENGE BEDTIME PROCRASTINATION

I’m not the only one who feels this way?
https://twitter.com/SaphiFluff/status/1338170552742240257

html, we need to have a talk about how unintuitive actually using checkboxes are in html forms

peak shenanigans 👀👀👀

cw: physical abuse
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RT @yoswiftiemeee
Tw: Physical abuse

I'm begging y'll to please help me!! 😭🙏 sorry for asking help again but i just badly need it rn! 😭 my homophobic father just find out where i am hiding. He hurt me again for the second time around. I am so afraid & nervous since my friend is not here. 😭
https://twitter.com/yoswiftiemeee/status/1304466390988984320

first time browsing without an ad blocker in a while, and looks like Google has got the interest based advertising thing down to a fine art...

Nice having inoffensive ads like this @TeliaCarrier one rather than unscrupulous low quality stuff, can all web ad boxes be this chill

cw: uspol, violence, trump
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RT @TheTNHoller
👂LISTEN: “The spikes aren’t sharp enough. I want them so sharp they PIERCE HUMAN FLESH.”

DHS Chief of Staff under Trump @MilesTaylorUSA (REPUBLICAN) tells @MollyJongFast & @TheRickWilson Trump wanted a wall that “maims” immigrants.

On @NewAbnormalPod: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-abnormal-with-molly-jong-fast-rick-wilson/id1508202790?i=1000489096314
https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1298316057086656514

of course the above screenshot is only the case with my v6 router switched off for maintenance, @TheEnbyperor @as207960 has had me covered for a few months now :^)