Reminder to my followers that I have moved accounts, I'm now posting on @djbusstop! Please follow me there :)

My work computer was stolen yesterday, and was given a brand new one today. Dell XPS 13, 6 core i7, 16 gb ram, 512gb pcie ssd, 4k screen, completely unnecessary

Thank you people who are already following my new account @djbusstop :)

Hi dear followers. I am migrating to a new mastodon account, and will be laying this one to rest.

My new handle is:
--> @djbusstop <--

Please follow me there. Also in the not too distant future I will be hosting an instance, I am now the proud owner of "cunts.town" and would like to host profiles for sarcastic bitches. Thanks everyone :)

Or if anyone manages some VPSs, it would be real swell if we could work something out :)

does anyone have recommendations for hosting providers where i can host a small mastodon instance affordably? plz :)

The backpack the guy switched mine out with is a knock off Napapijiri

Photo of the guy swapping my backpack with his full of paper and scarves. He got off with an expensive laptop, my passport, and more...

cybre.space/media/ZMiPEhqHMY6f

Just got robbed in a pub, someone switched out my backpack, took my laptop, passport, clothes, and house keys. If anyone can spare me some cash to afford a locksmith, no one is home for 3 days now... :/

Am I gonna buy 'cunts.town' and make a mastodon instance for bitches. Yeah I think I will

Crashing your car while black is terrorism now. Jesus fucking christ.

Today learned abt a popular Welsh word 'cwsch', which means hug or cuddle. It's pronounced a bit like 'koosh'. Remind anyone of anything....?

Seems a lot like kuscheln to me, the German work for cuddle :o but the Celts did come from central Europe including Southern Germany so it makes sense.

London slang words
'allow' - cut it out, stop, don't
'safe' - cool, thanks
'bare' - hella (a lot of, very)
'calm' - chill
'man' - I (Personal pronoun)
'zoot' - joint
'wagwan?' - whats up?
'roadmen' - young guys in tracksuits who might commit robbery
'ends' - neighbourhood

People im around talk like this all the time.

Would anyone please give me a todon invite?

I'm leaving cybre space and can even give a cybre space invite if one would like to be on this instance.

Elon Musk pulling out the Roseanne Barr, 'the sleeping pills made me tweet it'

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