"OK Bob. We're run into a problem and you're the only one who can solve it."
"What's the problem?"
"Our company will go bust soon if we don't solve this perplexing problem."
"It is, Bob. This computer can only be programmed using a white board and a half-dead marker. It's programmed using whatever language you last used, and it requires three variations of the Fibbonacci sequence: one recursive, one iterative, and one using a linked list".
"You have five minutes"
Yeah hi Democrats are not our friends and if we don't figure that out right the fuck now it will literally mean the end of human civilization
btw so like if you believe the mcdonalds/hot coffee lawsuit is "frivolous" its because a bunch of corporate lawyers have been trying to tell you that one of the only times a working class person has successfully sued a company and got them to change a terrible thing they were doing that was hurting people, so they retaliated by using it as a big campaign to erode the right and ability of working class people to get restitution when wronged by corporations #mastodev
Gay crime throughout history, an incomplete list:
+ wearing unexpected clothes
+. this^ one ☝️ gets two lines bc it was pretty universally criminalized for thousands of years
+ having sex
+ having butt sex (giving)
+ having butt sex (receiving)
+ having sex while sick with a disease the government refused to acknowledge until it had become an epidemic
+ publishing gay shit
+ owning physique magazines
+ making queer art
+ suspicion of doing gay magic (mainly women)
+ pie in face
Fyi, interesting note from an accessibility workshop I did recently, apparently screen readers interpret camelcase fairly well (and long lowercase strings of characters without spaces very poorly), so #MakeSureToCapitaliseEachWordInYourHashtagsPlease 💚 💚
gay and glad about it. cs and mad about it
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