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i don't watch movies. i play story-based video games instead, which are like movies but worse and also they waste your time more

house episodes written by sara hess: let's make it so this guy is sarcastic but there's also a relatable human side to him... deep down... he's just in pain...

house episodes written by david shore: we interrupt [racist joke] to bring you [pissing on intersex people]. boys will be boys! i am a brilliant doctor.... but the ways of women will forever be a mystery....

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if you ever think about rewatching house md. do not watch the episodes written by david shore. just a fair warning

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@emmanuelle i would simply abandon the weakness of flesh for the certainty of steel

YouTube tutorial: How To Jailbreak Your Endocrine system (EndOs 16.3+) INCLUDES DUAL BOOT SUPPORT

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introducing Endo: simply input your desired estradiol and testosterone levels into the app and our Patented Smart Patch will automatically administer adrenal steroids as needed (facebook login required)

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fucked up that we have appled watches that can give you live blood oxygen levels and whatever but there is not a convenient wearable hormone level tracker yet someone should look into this

havent seen new matrix yet but all the angry reviews that it is "boring" and "too woke" and "worse than revolutions, which was confusing and boring" are very promising

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im so pissed off that hollywood only funds projects which imitate established money-making templates and stifles innovation. and that, for the first time ever, said projects make immense amounts of money proportional to the scale of their marketing. this has never been the case before. cinema is finished!

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re: ec, manspreading 

@a_rock @douglasfur excuse me i believe the correct term is "hemingwussy"

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@douglasfur @a_rock its...... not enough...... get me the illegal extra large hemingway portrait..........

@a_rock this is a good idea. i will study every single stock photo of writers until i become the greatest writer in the world

"would you like a cuck of coffee?" "no thanks, i'm already simping my tea"
this is everything that,s wrong with society today.....

@a_rock i have no idea what any of this means but i am losing it at the thought of someone asking "would you like a cuck of coffee"

lesbian, gay, british, transgender... no... i have decided to become even more of an outcast... i have decided to become... a writer...

keep a close eye on all european roads for a nuel near you soon

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