house episodes written by sara hess: let's make it so this guy is sarcastic but there's also a relatable human side to him... deep down... he's just in pain...
house episodes written by david shore: we interrupt [racist joke] to bring you [pissing on intersex people]. boys will be boys! i am a brilliant doctor.... but the ways of women will forever be a mystery....
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im so pissed off that hollywood only funds projects which imitate established money-making templates and stifles innovation. and that, for the first time ever, said projects make immense amounts of money proportional to the scale of their marketing. this has never been the case before. cinema is finished!
@a_rock this is a good idea. i will study every single stock photo of writers until i become the greatest writer in the world
@a_rock i have no idea what any of this means but i am losing it at the thought of someone asking "would you like a cuck of coffee"