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i just watched the elf video again and it's still so fucking funny

my brand is very complex. sometimes i make ten good jokes in a row, sometimes i just complain about my headache for a full day

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can’t believe I forgot to post this when pepsi was talking about gun girls. would have been good timing. Alas...

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i might rebrand as a person who doesn't have a headache

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if you get me to 69 followers i will post "nice". thank you.

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I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
da doo Gay Ron Ron
da doo Gay Ron
Somebody told me that his name was Bill
da doo Gay Ron Ron
da doo Gay Ron

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getting my lower rib removed and then also getting all of my other bones removed and becoming a human octopus

hey uhhh how about tomorrow i don't have a headache for twelve hours straight? that would be cool

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