Cloud Atlas is actually the best movie, it's the only one with six Tom Hankses in it and that's just simple mathematics

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@em Elaine's new boyfriend seems like a cool guy.

finally someone who understands that BAREFOOT IS LEGAL!

Jerry and Kramer watch the pee tape. Elaine's new boyfriend doesn't wear shoes

every TV show should have an episode about the pee tape

@candle there's no way he can pee for that long

@candle how many people are gonna watch the pee tape and livetweet it

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who will be the first kinky president

[youth pastor voice] now i know you kids are excited about the new president of nintendo of america, but let me tell you about the president of nintendo of heaven. his name is jesus,

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hey fedi anyone on here like to glomp?

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@citrustwee I ACCIDENTALLY SENT YOU KINKY INSPECTOR GADGET BECAUSE I WASNT LOOKING VERY CLOSE

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Haha can’t believe the new Nintendo of America CEO’s name. I mean, Doug? Like the cartoon character Doug Funnie? What are the chances

@pbandkate tell them about that time when i kisses a girl

now Reggie can get back to playing animal crossing: new leaf on his nintendo 3DS

‪so cool to finally know bowser’s first name ‬

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