@em if this doesn't cause an explosion of lesbian astronaut porn i will be disappointed

@em ​

@em do they know about lesbians

@em i WILL fuck on mars

@em HAHAHAHAHAHA

@em just space gals being astropals

@em did you see the pic of the 4 astronauts on that article? The two on the left are already fucking imo

@em somebody link the SMBC about poly gay astronauts being the most obvious choice

@em express Tribune indeed

@em scholarly paper written on the subject of lesbian sex in microgravity, the first words of each line on the first several pages read I-F-U-N-U-T-I-N-S-P-A-C-E-I-T-P-U-S-H-U-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

@em I have some bad news for NASA's admins about the inclinations of (at the very least) their most famous woman astronaut...

@em
... Why not just sterilize all the astronauts? They'll probably absorb more than enough radiation for that to happen anyway

@em Siri, what’s a lesbian?

@em
Looking forward to the first sex on Mars being gay

@em who's gonna tell 'em

@em this just in: NASA doesn't believe in lesbians

@em if they're all trans they wont be able to because none of them will have any libido from hrt

@em
"Sir? We have a problem?"
"What problem?"
"Uh, well, turns out the idea we had? The one about sending all an all-female team to avoid sex?"
"Brilliant plan, yes, what about it?"
"Well, we made a miscalculation, Sir."
"...what? How's that possible?"
"We didn't calculate in the gayness, Sir."
".....God damnit!?#&@&#-$+"

@em Uhhhh they need to talk to someone with basically any expertise on human sexuality whatsoever.

@em lesbian planet
Lesbian Planet
LESBIAN PLANET

@em #straightsDidItAgain ...

@em lol

@em why are they trying to stop astronauts having sex anyway?

@em Mars needs women

@em lmao

@em
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@em lesbian space orgy time

@em
All-female Mars Mission Cancelled as Scientists Discover "Lesbian" Molecule, Compromising Mission

@em
Sally Ride school of Astronautics?

@em all the monitoring on space capsules. all those dudes sitting around in mission control. really makes you think. 🤔

@em We're going to start our fully-automated luxury gay space communism so soon?

@em NASA apparently doesn't realize that lesbians exist. ;P