ok good luck with that
@em did you see the pic of the 4 astronauts on that article? The two on the left are already fucking imo
@em scholarly paper written on the subject of lesbian sex in microgravity, the first words of each line on the first several pages read I-F-U-N-U-T-I-N-S-P-A-C-E-I-T-P-U-S-H-U-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S
@em I have some bad news for NASA's admins about the inclinations of (at the very least) their most famous woman astronaut...
... Why not just sterilize all the astronauts? They'll probably absorb more than enough radiation for that to happen anyway
"Sir? We have a problem?"
"Uh, well, turns out the idea we had? The one about sending all an all-female team to avoid sex?"
"Brilliant plan, yes, what about it?"
"Well, we made a miscalculation, Sir."
"...what? How's that possible?"
"We didn't calculate in the gayness, Sir."
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@mikeburns @some_qualia @book What I've found so far is that 1) NASA is prudish and doesn't talk about sex, 2) some newlyweds went to orbit, but they're honoring NASA's policy to at least pretend nothing happened, and 3) blood pressure and testosterone are lower in zero gee, which might inhibit and reduce the frequency of erections, respectively.
On the latter point, I could *maybe* find medical study numbers to compare, but that's a lot work.
All-female Mars Mission Cancelled as Scientists Discover "Lesbian" Molecule, Compromising Mission
@em all the monitoring on space capsules. all those dudes sitting around in mission control. really makes you think. 🤔
@em maybe they meant, more accurately, to prevent astronauts having children.
This will definitely prevent children... Sex? Probably not.
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