@em
@em do they know about lesbians
@bearphomet this could be a sneaky scheme to give mars to the lesbians
@em time to become an astronaut i guess!!!
@em @bearphomet shhh! no one must know about the lesbian mars takeover until all the pieces are in place
@Taweret @em @bearphomet It would be super ironic and funny if WLW took over Mars and MLM took over Venus
@DylTheFunkyHomosexual @Taweret @em day oh my god I love this
@em i WILL fuck on mars
@em HAHAHAHAHAHA
@em just space gals being astropals
@em did you see the pic of the 4 astronauts on that article? The two on the left are already fucking imo
@jizzwitch @em i just checked and lol
@jizzwitch @em like all four of them could definitely be fucking
@jizzwitch yeah they’re all so gay
@em somebody link the SMBC about poly gay astronauts being the most obvious choice
@em express Tribune indeed
@em scholarly paper written on the subject of lesbian sex in microgravity, the first words of each line on the first several pages read I-F-U-N-U-T-I-N-S-P-A-C-E-I-T-P-U-S-H-U-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S
@em I have some bad news for NASA's admins about the inclinations of (at the very least) their most famous woman astronaut...
@em
... Why not just sterilize all the astronauts? They'll probably absorb more than enough radiation for that to happen anyway
@em Siri, what’s a lesbian?
@em
Looking forward to the first sex on Mars being gay
@em who's gonna tell 'em
@em this just in: NASA doesn't believe in lesbians
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@em
"Sir? We have a problem?"
"What problem?"
"Uh, well, turns out the idea we had? The one about sending all an all-female team to avoid sex?"
"Brilliant plan, yes, what about it?"
"Well, we made a miscalculation, Sir."
"...what? How's that possible?"
"We didn't calculate in the gayness, Sir."
".....God damnit!?#&@&#-$+"
@em Uhhhh they need to talk to someone with basically any expertise on human sexuality whatsoever.
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@DarckCrystale
So they think that males can have sex together but females not? 🤔
@em
@em lol
@em why are they trying to stop astronauts having sex anyway?
@em Mars needs women
@em lmao
@em
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@em lesbian space orgy time
@em
All-female Mars Mission Cancelled as Scientists Discover "Lesbian" Molecule, Compromising Mission
@em
Sally Ride school of Astronautics?
@em all the monitoring on space capsules. all those dudes sitting around in mission control. really makes you think. 🤔
@em NASA apparently doesn't realize that lesbians exist. ;P
@em if this doesn't cause an explosion of lesbian astronaut porn i will be disappointed