tip for new users: get to know the admin of your instance! get to know the admins of other instances! slowly bring them over to your side! amass a great number of instances that stand with you! defeat garbodor on the battlefield and become god! mastodon is yours now!

@em i am gaining the trust and admiration of instance admins like i'm planning a feudal uprising

@realtoddhoward it's time to spread a little chaos on this fediverse.....

@em loading my dick pics into a trebuchet to post on my alts

@lynnesbian @em what a coincidence, mine also happens to be a bit of an arse

@em i am on good terms with numerous admins, they do not openly express their disgust at my existence,

@em isn't garbodor that trash pokemon from gen 5

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