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stop arguing about which computer is the best or which OS is the best. all computers are the worst. dont use them

like "oh no my computer crashed!" ok what did you expect? it's a computer. it only wants to hurt you

this post sent from my Windows™️ Laptop™️ Computer™️

@Aleums @em I agree, it's teaching so many white people how to dance

@greatjoe @Aleums @em White people can't dance regardless of how much time they spend trying to learn.

Signed,
A white person

@em “All hardware sucks; all software sucks” was the official position of alt.sysadmin.recovery back in the old days. It saved a lot of arguments.

@em

Look. The best way of dealing with hardware is to make logic circuits out of mudcrabs and send your toots with that

@em the easiest way to deal with a computer problem is a hammer.
can't have a computer problem without a computer.

@em the only good computer is mine bc it has thousands of dank memes on it

@em haha this is so true! except for the OS i use though, which is the best in the univers e

@em I only use an abacus. If it was good enough for my great great grandfather it is good enough for me.

@em
My computer is the best because it does what I want. Your computer is the best because it does what you want.

Blame @nursemchurt for the necro-boost. :fire_friendly:

@em
Please let 2019 be the year of the straw computer. It would be shunned at hipster cafes, downloading movies would require sucking, tweeting would require blowing, and games with continuous connections would require hyperventilating. It would truly suck in both form and function. Please, CES 2019, make my dream come true.

@em EXCEPT 4 BRAINS which are the most efficient and complex computers

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